Spookybowlofsalsa

One time I kinda got chased by a bull a little bit

I was on a bike tho so it was fine

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Who would win:

Jesper Fahey or that Turkish dad from the Olympics

Tell me...

... I'm wrong

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

All The Small Things

Fic for my beloved moot @thefluffiestbird !!!!!!! they wrote an awesome post a while back and it spun around in my head and now it's finally here :)

Summary:

“Do I need to go home and get the list?” Andrew asked, like he couldn’t hear Neil falling apart on the other end. He would have reached for Andrew to slow his spiral right now, but the only thing he had was a phone in his hand and the sound of Andrew’s voice.

Neil hesitated. He could say yes. This was the longest amount of time he’d been on the phone since Andrew had forced the wretched thing into his hands a lifetime ago.

seth gordon the kinda guy to love him some condiments. absolutely loses it for the sauces

hear me out—hozier reading the silica tweet out loud, and then immediately transitioning into eat your young

“BE QUIET, SILICA GEL! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M starving, darling, let me put my lips to something…”

dude what if our tech deck riders held hands 😳

good morning thinking about richard “well, jesus. what did they die of?” gansey

I need to see all the foxes dress up as the Muppets for Halloween