A Printer Error Is An Attempt From God To Get You To Kill Yourself But You Must Be Stronger And You Must

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

@moguche030

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list

The world of slugterra is crazy, you got a bunch of preteens and muscle heads shooting at each other, also the sheriff is 15

i bet on losing horse. i know she’s losing and i pay for my place. by the maze. where i’ll be looking in her eyes when she’s down. i’ll be there on her side. i’m losing by her side

does club penguin shutdown have a fandom??? if so, eat up gang

microflirting by glancing at you from time to time

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy