If You Can't Handle Me At My 'chat Am I Cooked', You Don't Deserve Me At My 'we Are So Back'

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

Can you imagine working at club penguin times and not knowing that head editor is also the director of the PSA and EPF and suddenly seeing her disappear in a mysterious tube and being like: huh I didn't know we were having a tube party

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

Steve....craafting table...Thee Overworld...endeeer puuurl...minecraft....BLOcks (metal pipe dropping sfx)...steve...BUCKET...creative survival..elytra..endeeer puurl..WATER BUCKET!..thee overworld...savethe world...flint...and STEEl...the nether...wither...ChicKen JocKEY!!!

orange and yellow babies with their mentors

Thank you Minecraft movie we all say in unison

I did not expect there to be gay porn in the Minecraft movie

Like the 69ing, the ass grabbing, hair pulling and the "Let my hips guide you" omg 😭😭😭

Needed it to be longer though tbh

Watching Jason mamoa and Jack black sixty-nine midair on the big screen was not on my bucket list

"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works

go white boy goooo

@moguche030

sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend