Me If I Were A Rambunctious Mobile Phone

"playing with my toys" and the toys are concepts

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

if they made jurassic park i would go but really early in the morning and only spend a half day there so i'm already omw home by the time the dinosaurs break out

feeling depressed? rewatch that show from the 2000s that you know and love that has several seasons and sooo many episodes.

I know her tumblr would be fire

extremely fucked up that its really hard and uncomfortable to run on all fours. another epic humanity fail

Who wanna join me

*does this to you*

i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

Love the word "also". I have more things to say