Starting To Climb Out Of My Hole Today #myhole

I am a firm believer that blaze has the resting bitch face disease

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

want more juice but i drinked it all. this is, i cannot stress this enough, utterly fucked

man, I love this character so much! [fills them with a deep and inescapable yearning which they don’t know how to fill or even name]

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

Why the fuck does "womanizer" mean what it does, that shit sounds like the name of an instant sex change ray gun invented by some guy who has beef with a platypus.

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

Not pictured: Brambleclaw in the warriors’ den shitting in Leafpool and Squilf’s nests (while cardboard cutouts of Firestar and Sandstorm impassively watch)