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ford pines (early 20's, probably): i dont particularly feel tied to being a man, and i dont know if thats normal or not. i should probably just focus on my studies and worry about that later. besides, dad always told me to man up. maybe he's right. stan pines (early 20's, probably) (also in drag): damn my tits look fat as shit in this. ford pines (post canon): it is normal to not be tied to any gender and i feel very comfortable knowing i dont have to be forced into a gender identity im not comfortable with. gender neutral pronouns make me feel comfortable with myself and the fact other people around me are willing to support that means a lot to me stan pines (post canon) (also wearing a dress): damn my tits look fat as shit in this.

RAAHHH!! I CANT HOLD IT IN ANYMORE!1!1!

i like to wear soft clothing (cause it makes me feel like i’m rough, in comparison) is a mabel song

might quit is a stan song

i’m a princess is a ford song

i’m scared is a dipper song

i’ll even throw in an extra for you.

the moon is made of cheese (but i can’t taste it) is a bill cipher song

these are all songs by bill wurtz and you should listen to every single one of his songs because they’re all bangers.

that actually sounds so cool. i would appreciate credit and if you could mayhaps provide a link to it when its done that would be great too.. i am very interested...

ok ok more stan twin headcanons. this time it’s how they recover from being overstimulated for an extended period of time

ford:

-paces around his room

-listens to music (mostly soundtracks)

-fidgets with all of the random stuff in his room. trinkets and things

-sometimes writes/draws in his journal

-maybe even watches a comfort show

-mostly non-verbal but if you’re close to him (family) he’s more than willing to just sit there and listen to you talk for a while.

-also takes off his glasses during this time. doesn’t want to have to take in all of details in his vision at once.

-tries to focus on just little things at a time. it slowly wears off but it’s still effective and he starts talking again pretty quick.

stan:

-THE VOID.

-no lights

-no noise

-no fidgets

-only laying on the floor

-only staring at the ceiling

-if you even think of coming near him you’ll get clobbered (not really but he REALLY wants to be alone)

-entirely nonverbal

-basically puts himself in a sensory deprivation tank and it works like a factory reset button. he’s fine like 10 minutes later.

fiddtober day 21. fiddleford how did you get there.

(i’ve literally never drawn asgore before it turned out way better then i thought.)

i fucking love grillby dude hes so cool (pun intended hahahah) like he seems like the kind of guy to just not give a shit and i love it this man has one fucking piece of dialogue on one route the entire game toby pleaaaase let him be in deltarune sans stealing his bar isnt good enough give me more content

shoutout to the user who supplied me the screencap of this scene. he’s sooo joyful and whimsical.

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alright let me take a crack at this

there are a few plot holes that we need to avoid here. and by a few i mean a good amount.

stan’s criminal record. nobody would want to take the identity of someone who still has jail time to serve. so this will have to be an au where a. it takes place before stan turns to crime or b. stan doesn’t commit crime at all. or a secret third option where ford doesn’t even realize how much of a criminal stan is until he’s too far in and has to learn how to run from the cops.

the fingers. nobody in gravity falls ever noticed that ford had 6 fingers, so it was easy for them to just go with a normal guy who had 5. but someone with 5 fingers seeming to randomly grow an extra finger? strange. especially since stan is much more sociable than ford. the guy who’s known for being super talkative and knows everyone in town suddenly locks himself away in his house? also strange.

stanley needs to be out of the picture one way or another. probably not dead?

ford needs a motive. this has two parts two it. a. he needs a reason to leave his old identity behind and b. he needs a reason to take stan’s identity specifically.

so with all of this in mind. i give you this.

stan gets to gravity falls before ford does. thinks “hey this place isn’t on any maps. no cops will find me here!”

settles in. makes a good living off of being a tourist trap.

he uses the bill summoning thing as another attraction. Very Stupid Idea.

bill comes to make a deal with stan. thinks “hey look there’s a guy i can con.”

stan gets approached by bill for a deal. thinks “hey look there’s a guy i can con.”

stan goes missing

ford arrives to gravity falls.

ford does not have grant money. people don’t believe in his weirdness theory because they think he’s just talking about the tourist trap that used to be there for a while.

finds an old abandoned shack.

investigates old abandoned shack.

“hey wait a minute. not only are there scraps of proof for my theory, but these are stan’s belongings!”

ford thinks. nobody takes him seriously. people don’t seem to take stan’s disappearance seriously either.

“hey! what if i took on his identity, reopened the tourist trap, and used this footing for money and such while i look for stan?”

and thus. ford takes stan’s identity, runs the tourist trap and tries to look for his brother.

the excuse for the fingers is that he had a run in with some kind of magical creature. it gifted him with extra dexterity in the form of extra fingers. everyone loves it.

ford learns to run from the cops. something he never thought he would have to do.

You know what? We have Stanley pretending to be Stanford for a long ass time

Now give me an AU where Stanford pretends to be Stanley. I don't know man, like he wasn't anyone you could even pretend to be. Stanley is a nobody. Basically.

So this AU would be where he is someone somewhere and Stanford has to pretend to be him. Why? I don't know, figure it out.

i already posted for fiddleford friday but im thinking so hard right now im thinking about ford and dipper parallels. then it hits me. dude. fiddleford warned ford about the portal, and what did ford do? ignore him. and what happened? it almost caused the end of the world like he said it would. fiddleford warned dipper about the portal at the end of the northwest mansion mystery. what did dipper do? ignore him. what happened? the end of the world almost happened like he said it would. oh. my god. will someone just hear this man out for two god damn seconds. miscommunication must run in the pines family or something because what the fuck. and fiddleford probably didnt even remember the original portal situation yet at this point. imagine the weird feeling of deja vu he probably felt right then. but he couldnt really place where it was from. and like it was SO similar. both times he was warning the "smarter" person about the portal, and more specifically bill, and they both flat out ignored him despite how obvious the dangers really were. it kind of makes me wonder how NWHS would've turned out if someone actually fucking listened to fidds for once. maybe then stan wouldve had time to explain everything. maybe then fidds would have some amount of credibility. for being right. and its not like dipper ever apologizes to him for not listening?? at least not from what i remember lmao. fidds gets fucked over so badly at every turn. like what the fuck alex. what did the smart little hillbilly ever do to you.

stan but he’s spamton

idk. he got cursed or something to be a puppet. it won’t go away until he fixes the portal (but he doesn’t actually know that. the guy who told him that spoke in a code he didn’t understand). most of the time he uses makeup and gloves to make himself look more human to customers. he needs to oil his hinges frequently and always has it on hand.

you know when i first started playing crk i was like “i can see potential for the ships i’ve seen in the fandom but im not like crazy for any of them”

and then these homosexuals came along.