Fiddtober Day 12. Poor Man Is Too Adhd For Coffee

NOOOO ALL OF THE DAILY DELTARUNE CHARACTERS IVE BEEN FOLLOWING ARE ALL ON BREAK HOW COUL YOUUU

look at me im so important.

hello appreciation post for @tatefan811 and @spleenthecat because ive been laughing my ass off

youch! that must hurt.

guys im gonna write a sea grunks thing. like an actually oneshot little baby writing thing. i havent written in like a year but you know what we say? fuck it we baaallllllll

fuck it we ball.

i spun a wheel a buncha times and this is what i got.

bonus points if it starts out normal and then they fuck it up. theyll put like. a little bit of whiskey with some eggnog. and then they add lemon juice and hot chocolate packets in there. like they always have to ruin it.

another stan twins headcanon much like mabel and her mabel juice, the stans will create the most fucked up alcohol concoctions known to mankind. whatever they have in their cabinet and fridge will work. vodka? sure, throw it in there. pitt cola? why not? some edible glitter thats probably from mabel? hell yeah. fuck it, lets throw some god damn pancake mix in there. its always the most disgusting shit ever, and they're the only two people on the planet who would ever even consider drinking it. why they do this, nobody knows. honestly whats the reason for any of the crazy shit they do.

fiddtober day 13. much like day ten there is a whole au behind this that i can give more info on if requested.

i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not- anyways... this is dr. NTL.. there was a portal malfunction when ford was thrown in there so he was. uh. you know. you know the rest. he fell into his own creation and was shattered across time and space and nobody actually remembers him except for his "followers" (who are fiddleford and stan because in aus that arent dr NTL's they had also fallen into a broken portal.. theyre not all from the same au though and theyre not from NTL's original au where he fell into the portal. this is kinda confusing but hear me out) bill fucking hates him in specific because he doesnt technically exist, and therefor he cant do anything to him. NTL likes to bother him because of it and sometimes pops up in just random places, though most of the time he pops up during or weirdmageddon because its very easy to get into an au while thats happening.

sorry i forgot tumblr existed also im obsessed with gravity falls now. happy birthday to these bastards