HAHAHA I MEANT I WOULD DRAW THEM TOGETHER. IM NOT GOING TO DRAW THEM FUCKING I SWEAR

mcgucket is basically my go to test subject when i find a funky new feature

Hello hello, not to just appear randomly but I AM very interested in your interpretation of ABW Emma May 👀 if you want… to ramble…

screams. /pos

ok so basically im gonna explain the og timeline first so that i can like. define where the paths diverged into abw. emma may and fidds met when they were younger (about 1960 or so?). they were really good friends and all. fidds transitioned(1968), theyre still good cause em is supportive and all that. so now because its a boy and a girl people were like “relationship when?” and because fidds liked guys and em just. wasnt that interested in marriage in general. they were like “okay then. we can pretend we’re dating. thats fine.” so they did because they thought it would be the most simple way out of it. and then they runaway to college together (1972). fidds meets stanford, em probably kisses a few girls, idk. and then after college they got married (1977). now fidds actually wanted to have a kid. even outside of the whole religious and general societal pressures. and em was fine with that. this won’t make things complicated at all whatsoever. so they have tate. everything is going perfectly fine. 

and then that phone call happened (1980)

so fidds leaves. em is now in california with tate. fidds says he’ll be back soon. and about 2 years later is when it diverges. in the og timeline, fidds just doesnt come back. he gives a phone call, but its all cryptic and like. horrifying. so they divorce. the problem was less that he was out with stanford. that wasnt the issue. it was that he just left her behind entirely to deal with a kid that he wanted in the first place. so then they divorce. mostly to keep tate safe. even though that backfires completely and he leaves to go after fidds anyways (2002) which is an entirely different can of worms that i will also yap about if anyone wants me to.. HOWEVER. in abw, fidds calls em after the portal is called off. he has clearer communication and basically says “hey we called off the project because it was super dangerous. but i wanna stay in gravity falls with stanford and we’re gonna do really big things and have a bunch of money” so they work out a situation. em and tate move to oregon, theyre still married. they stay best friends. tate has both parents (including an extra dad lmao) and everyone is happy for the most part. em is actually pretty interested in the work that fidds and stanford do, so she visits sometimes to just watch what goes on and listen to fidds ramble on about it for a while, which is what was depicted in the fiddtober drawing. tldr; abw em doesnt divorce fidds. moves to oregon. supports him and stanford.  everyone happy. 

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running this blog is going to give me so much psychic damage with the intentional spelling errors isnt it.

i Finally hooked up my little laptop Project onto the interwebs so i reckon i coudl put all my htoughts adn feelins out there for, someone. i aint the best at typin clearly though, i reckon i ought to get me osme better googglrs than these big ol greenones hi someone

various draws

fiddtober day 6. wanted to make this as dramatic as possible but i’m also very tired today so.

ok another stan headcanon.. that cane with the 8 ball on it? yeah. its a real cane. dipper and mabel both thought it was just a prop for a while (and most tourists also assume this) until one day stan's knee got locked up and he used it while inside the Shack and not just on tours. basically couldn't walk without it at that point. yeah. when his knee started acting up he stole got a cane. and yeah. maybe he did take off the original handle to superglue a really tacky and glossy 8 ball onto it. what are you gonna do about it? call the cops? so what if the lack of grip on it causes his hand to slip off sometimes and he ends up falling over? so what if its top heavy? so what if the spherical shape of it is hard to hold onto in general and feels awkward? it looks great. its part of his brand. almost as iconic as his fez. dont disrespect his cane or he will hit you over the head with it. edit: if you want to know what ford's cane is like.

fiddtober day 9. i imagine that thing gets pretty itchy sometimes

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lmao no

look at me im so important.

hello appreciation post for @tatefan811 and @spleenthecat because ive been laughing my ass off