Friday Was Yesterday Why Am I Only Now Thinking Of Drawing Fiddleford..

ok another stan headcanon.. that cane with the 8 ball on it? yeah. its a real cane. dipper and mabel both thought it was just a prop for a while (and most tourists also assume this) until one day stan's knee got locked up and he used it while inside the Shack and not just on tours. basically couldn't walk without it at that point. yeah. when his knee started acting up he stole got a cane. and yeah. maybe he did take off the original handle to superglue a really tacky and glossy 8 ball onto it. what are you gonna do about it? call the cops? so what if the lack of grip on it causes his hand to slip off sometimes and he ends up falling over? so what if its top heavy? so what if the spherical shape of it is hard to hold onto in general and feels awkward? it looks great. its part of his brand. almost as iconic as his fez. dont disrespect his cane or he will hit you over the head with it. edit: if you want to know what ford's cane is like.

that actually sounds so cool. i would appreciate credit and if you could mayhaps provide a link to it when its done that would be great too.. i am very interested...

ok ok more stan twin headcanons. this time it’s how they recover from being overstimulated for an extended period of time

ford:

-paces around his room

-listens to music (mostly soundtracks)

-fidgets with all of the random stuff in his room. trinkets and things

-sometimes writes/draws in his journal

-maybe even watches a comfort show

-mostly non-verbal but if you’re close to him (family) he’s more than willing to just sit there and listen to you talk for a while.

-also takes off his glasses during this time. doesn’t want to have to take in all of details in his vision at once.

-tries to focus on just little things at a time. it slowly wears off but it’s still effective and he starts talking again pretty quick.

stan:

-THE VOID.

-no lights

-no noise

-no fidgets

-only laying on the floor

-only staring at the ceiling

-if you even think of coming near him you’ll get clobbered (not really but he REALLY wants to be alone)

-entirely nonverbal

-basically puts himself in a sensory deprivation tank and it works like a factory reset button. he’s fine like 10 minutes later.

chat do we want a sad/maybe inconclusive(?) ending or a kinda maybe happy(?) one

going to attempt a fiddleford animation.

whether or not it happens. i don’t know. but ill try maybe

tw for blood. again. also suicide mention

so i might’ve started listening to will wood recently.

fiddtober day 9. i imagine that thing gets pretty itchy sometimes

you know when i first started playing crk i was like “i can see potential for the ships i’ve seen in the fandom but im not like crazy for any of them”

and then these homosexuals came along.

guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame

he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”

he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.

and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.

ok i love the angst that comes from fiddleford's whole society of the blind eye arc and all but like. i cant help but giggle imagining this little southern twink boy whos heartbroken over his little scientist boyfriend going "it is unseen" with that goofy accent

the stan twins watch spongebob. a lot. as grown ass men, in fact. theyve both added "dirty barnacles" and "fish paste" to their vocabulary of "swear" words. it feels like every ten seconds theyre on the boat one of them goes "...you know whats funnier than 24?"

fiddtober day 2. (i swear i tried to make it wholesome it just don’t work out idk what to tell you man.)