People When Audiobooks: 😚😇🥹🙏❤️❤️🥳😁😆🤩

Me, returning back to Scythe Audio channel after a while for Villain update:

Wilder : *calling out the fans that that got mad at V for leaving last time*

Me, feeling called out cuz I am one of those people 😭: "Whoa, okay, I get it, he needs his time I'm sorry, damn!"

V, now having panic attacks: 😰😰

Me: lmao, first time?

V, now got worse: 🫨

Me: WHOA- okay, I should've expected that-

V: * now ready to drop his background story*

Me: YEAAAAAAA-

Lady Akasha: Am I interupting something..?

Me: "... WELL YES, THANKS A LOT-" 🤬

Lady Akasha: "I got updates"

Me: "..... Okay forget what I said earlier please proceed m'lady." 👀

Void: * making an appearance*

Me, knowing damn well we're gonna have a bad time: "ah... Get a load for this fuc-"

Void: * reveal himself as Maverick and there's references to the reddening audio*

Me, realising that things went from 0 to 100 real quick: "AYYO HELL NAH-" 😨😨😨

In any case, I enjoyed the audio nonetheless. It was a roller coaster of emotions since the last audio of this series ngl. 😂😭

Had her 6006s right in his face, she can't blame him 🤣

Ok hear me out

AND DONT JUDGE ME

This with V and Cheeky:

HEY SO

can some of yall stop sexualizing VAs. They are human and not their characters. II'L SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. THEY ARE NOT THEIR CHARACTERS. So stop with that weird shit aight, we love the respectful lot ok

kisses and hugs byeeeeeee

I'm not hating on Desmond or anything but I just don't think he should have kept us hanging like that. He literally deleted the comment where he said the release dates of the upcoming videos that he's doing. I don't really think that its too much to say something or inform us about the delay. I get that I'm sounding and acting like I'm entitled to it but honestly don't announce something that won't even be true. Its a d*** move

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I forgot how trippy the first Yandere Siren audio is-

Like, I love binaural audios, but the way his voice rapidly flips between the left and right speakers scratches a whole 'nother itch in my brain. Very tingly, 10/10.

Passages from audios that have stuck with me, pt. 2

Scythe Audio

"Think of a time when you achieved something that made you proud... think of that moment when you told someone that you looked up to, and their face lit up with joy. Or when you smiled to yourself with a feeling of fulfillment because of all the work you put into something. Think of it... what was it? Yes, child, you see? That head on your shoulders possesses one brilliant mind indeed. I'm proud of you for what you have achieved. Don't compare it to anyone else. Your success is yours. Revel in it." (Comforted by the God of recovery)

"What I have created, what I have been through- you think silly thoughts and paranoia would stop me? I'm not going anywhere, because there are still people out there who enjoy my work. There are still people out there that make art of my creations [...] I still have people saying how much of an inspiration I can be to them [...] and how my work has gotten them through tough times. [...] There is one thing I do have, and that's the loyalty and love of the beautiful and brilliant fucking niche community who are just as wacky and weird as I am! And that's just the way I like it. [...] If my work makes one of my wacky family smile, then I've achieved my goal." (The Reddening 6)

"Twinkle? It's been an honor to share a bit of time with one of my favorite listener characters. You are truly wonderful, and it brings me so much joy to know how loving and caring you are, despite the endless shit that you've had to endure- kinda like my audience! It won't get any better for a while, but I promise you one thing- you don't get any colder as a result. Your heart stays warm. It is in fact your warmth and kindness that will save you... and save us all. Goodbye, Twinkle." (The Reddening 6)

V's long hair is making everyone feral and I feel the exact same

Hi.

Are you sick of me yet?

WELL TOO BAD-

In honor be me looking at the picture of V’s new design for a concerning amount of time…

I’ve come to a realization.

What’s realization you might ask?

ITS THE FACT THAT I WASNT GOING INSANE WHEN I THOUGHT HIS HAIR GOT LONGER A WHILE AGO

Let me show you the progression:

Baby V:

We’re standing at a nice ear length cut

Emo phase V:

Is that hair past your ear👀🫣 (literally never thought his hair would grow past this, BUT I STAND CORRECTED)

The V that is making me lose my shit :3:

We’re very consistent with the bangs. Props to you dude

Also: I have no idea if this is just the art styles or not, but I like the transition in the look of his magic from the stone.

Hey, hi, hello my lovelies-

TO MY CHEEKY-FLAVORED GREMLIN BRETHREN, HOW Y'ALL FEELING-

For me, V's one of the Scythe characters that I would like to be friendly with (if he'd trust me enough at least lol). Damn, I wanted to reassure him so many freaking times... glad Cheeky was there though. Also quite frankly, I'm scared for him, after realizing what exactly Dark was going through, I'm hoping they'll be able to help V figure this out- and that V will actually LET them help him.

Speaking of Cheekyyyyyy... love the dynamic and banter they had in this audio. She's grown a lot in more ways than one (V's rubbing off on me, shut up mind-), and I'm glad to see she's more confident now.

L, my pikachu QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I missed youuuu. And Wilder, hi Wilder, hello- BUT ESCAPED WHAT WAS THAT FOURTH WALL BREAK BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA GORGEOUS-

LADY AKASHA WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT THE LORE DROP, I'VE BEEN STARVING FOR MORE LORE-

Bro, you're actually going to leave me hanging with this freaking lore- *kicks chair over* I'M STARVING HERE, FEED MEEEEEEE-

VOID WRAITH VOID WRAITH VOID WRAITH YOU MF I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE-

Oh. Okay then. Oh so we're going to reference the Reddening. We got a Maverick. We are actually going to reference their deaths in Reddening, you know what, Reaper, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH- OH SO WE'RE PLAYING MUSIC NOW ARE WE YOU FREAKING GODDAMMIT DON'T DO THIS TO ME-

*inhales, rakes hand through hair* Yep, that was amazing, we're so freaking back.

Life so bad sometimes you just gotta cry with your headphones in so you can go to the only people who will always be there for you (fictional people in audios comfort or otherwise who'd hate you if they were real)