Spiderlillies03 - Procrastination Station

WHAT THHEE HELL ARCANEEEEE ?!?!!!!

Dear god what a comeback, How couldn't i do smth about it... Here, shout out to my pretious two favorites from the show shimmer me timbers....

((I NEED MORE EPISODES THIS INSTANT. ))

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Zelink

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pick him up

Hi zeldy

youve changed man, what happened

girldad and his dadgirl he did the lil braids fr fr... theyre so cutsie...

zelda doodles. she's so precious to me i must draw her more often