Spiderlillies03 - Procrastination Station

Sakumo waking up to Kakashi, looming over him in the middle of the night: Tou-san, I frew up

Sakumo, just came back from a mission and still high-strung: how the fuck did u sneak up on me

cool place

Save yourself

full piece i did for the @narutofashionzine

My guy so pretty, but what’s new

pokeguys

are we gonna pretend the upside down backwards visor trend didn’t happen??

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Lights at a botanical garden reflecting onto a puddle while raindrops fall onto it, looks like mini fireworks !

by Dillybub (reddit)