"Utahraptor Is Better. Fight Me."

if you mean temperature-wise, I'm turning on my box fans. If you mean as in attractiveness, I'd probably shoplift from a candy store and see if I can get back to my original weight. Then they won't be able to find me bc a skinny twig shoplifted and I'm a fucking fatass.

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

truth is the whole time I've been the same person as @socially-anxious-mochi and @ice-bastard so the whole time I've been a lonely little corn chip laughing at my own jokes ;v;

did a lil bustshot of Wendigo!Skrael, lemme know what ya think-

how the fuck did I drop these bars in the comment section

Kasanel Teto

No one can convince me that a Pink Pearl x Spinel fusion wouldn’t have those huge dumb anime pigtails.

You know the ones

@toasterbrainsatyress

Kirby Kirby Kirby! That’s a name you should

fear

yes

this is literally the definition of "modern art"

@divinelowblood here it is, Crackerjacks, your spirit animal but it's a Tumblr post

this is it. my magnum opus

tfw you and your 734868324687 siblings get dumped in the Death Pit for punishment while dad throws a rave upstairs

I ignored a previous hashtag

Chorus Time Crackups

Hi. Welcome to the first addition of Chorus Time Crackups. So, what happened in my chorus class today, in order, is...

1. The announcements took a while to happen so at every announcement bell everyone joked around and repeated everything said in the announcements as if it were the pledge of allegiance.

2. One of my buddies (he's a baritone) hit a whistle note so now he's our male Mariah Carey. He is apparently horrified by himself due to hitting that note.

3. After that everyone was squeaking as they tried to imitate him.

4. The same buddy and another started doing a joke where one of them was a robot but all his sound effects sounded like a slide whistle.

5. I said "Bemis" ONE TIME throughout the entire class and everyone was roaring with laughter not even five seconds later.