I Think I'm Actually Gonna Throw Up. Ya'll Don't Know How Fast I Got Up Just Now..

I just found this and now I'm going into my microwave

I guess I’m calling this the Lightningbot AU now???

Basics:

- Ed and Edna wanted a child, and having access to all the scrap in the junkyard, made one of their own! They never told him what he was, because they didn’t want him to feel different.

- Jay booted up for the first time without a power source being added at all. His element powers him on its own. This baffled his parents at first, but they just went with it.

- Contact with vengestone causes Jay to shut down if he touches it, which the ninja chalk up to him passing out. The second vengestone is no longer in contact with his body, he reboots. Before he knows he’s a robot, he refers to this as a “freak vengestone allergy”.

- Jay finds out that he’s an android during Hunted, where a rough landing from the portal severely damages his body. The group struggles to repair him with their limited resources. A scrap of foil isn’t gonna fix your face, sorry Jay.

- Over the course of Hunted, he acts largely the same as he does in the original, and treats his robot body’s reveal as something funny and insists everyone just “go with the flow” and not worry about it. Meanwhile the others are OBVIOUSLY concerned, and wonder if the crash is making him malfunction. At some point he snaps out of it and it hits him all at once and he freaks out for real.

- Pixal knew the whole time, literally since S3, and never mentioned it because she assumed they all knew already. Queue Jay having flashbacks to all the little hints she dropped in previous seasons (ie: implying he may need “repairs” or a “tune-up” after a fight, which Jay would shrug off as her simply wording her concern awkwardly).

- When they make it back home, they cannot figure out how to recreate the artificial flesh on his body, and he goes home to the junkyard for repairs and confronts Ed and Edna.

- The “junkyard boy” insult hits him much harder after he finds out, and is extremely self-conscious about the fact he was literally built out of trash.

- He returns to the lighthouse out of guilt and brings Echo back home with him. They bond over being made out of actual garbage.

- His head is a plasma globe filled with a mess of electrical impulses that make up his brain. When people touch it, it acts like a plasma globe, and makes Jay feel odd things (tickling sensations, lavender smell, the taste of kale).

- Once he’s aware he’s an android, he can learn to “possess” other electronics with his element/soul. His mastery over electricity gives him an instinctual understanding of electronics and how they function, which has unknowingly contributed to his love of inventing.

- Much to everyone’s dismay, being a robot opens up a whole new world of puns and terrible jokes for Jay to abuse.

I agree, he needs to be at LEAST 75% more annoying

Does anyone else fw the idea of Kai just being incredibly embarrassing for Nya, Lloyd, and Wyldfyre.

Like Lloyd completes one (1) simple task like finishing laundry and Kai’s yelling “YOURE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!” to Lloyd’s dismay

or Nya comes back from a successful mission and he’s bragging like “GUESS WHAT MY LITTLE SISTER JUST DID????” As she’s just wanting to unwind and rest.

Or Wyldfyre gets a move or stance down that he was teaching her and he insists on taking a photo of her. He puts it on the fridge and shows it to everyone, like “LOOK AT MY STUDENT GO!!”

I think we as a fandom should make him more annoying.

K, does something stupid

J: "You're lucky I don't want to kill you..BECAUSE I WANT TO KILL YOU"

K, while jumping into action: "Yeah? Get in line!"

J: "I'M AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE"

it's literally one of my favourite vines and when I saw it, I was like "Ha, that's silly" and now I'm subscribed to it and do a little happy dance every time I see it update in my emails

I cannot believe that I actually named a fic Free Shavacado. I have been writing this thing for a whole. Three days now.

I don't know if I'm gonna get over that actually. Funny as fuck. A nice whumpy, angsty fic named after a meme

GUYS IM GONE FOR 5 MINUTES????? HELLOO????

Haven't seen anyone post it, but we FINALLY have a trailer for Monstrosity!!! LET'S GO!!!

AAHHHHHHHH MY ORDER FROM @zayrenvie ARRIVED

I'm gonna throw up

UGH I LOVE INK WASH SO MUCH 😍😍😍

Skeeetchdump. Fountain pen sketches as I try to use up the last pages in this sketchbook hahaha XD;

And the usual fare.

And then this one was a test of the Uniball Zento and how waterproof the ink was.

...I need to practice my crosshatching >.<

why has this been sitting in my drafts, I thought I posted this XD

anyway, here are his little progress photos

update: just finished it. i cried three times, no cap

RISE FANS GO MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE LINK IS RIGHT THERE IN THE WORD NOISE GOGOGOGOGOGO