Chat I'm Cooked. I Started Reading Rottmnt Fanfiction. (it Was Inevitable But Still)

MAKE. NOISE. TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT

live footage of me right now

ninjago legends monstrosity moodboard

Me when

me when Kai

me

Me when Ninjago

Me when Kai Ninjago

ME WHEN

Why would I write when I could imagine my characters going through the story and then get upset when a copy of the work doesn’t magically appear in front of me

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(same here, I uh ;-; am back on the obsession ;D)

YOU'VE MADE THE MISTAKE OF LETTING YOUR TUMBLR BE FOUND

AND NOW....FEEL THE MIGHTY WRATH OF SPAM LIKES AND REBLOGS

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

You fool… I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD!!!

(Ninjago gif omg I loved that show when I was younger lol)

~•°Shadow Assassin°•~

I like how this one turned out <3 :)

Had it sitting in files for a while and kept forgetting to post it :P

(Genuinely so proud of how the stripes look, I think they look so cool--)

I just found this and now I'm going into my microwave

I guess I’m calling this the Lightningbot AU now???

Basics:

- Ed and Edna wanted a child, and having access to all the scrap in the junkyard, made one of their own! They never told him what he was, because they didn’t want him to feel different.

- Jay booted up for the first time without a power source being added at all. His element powers him on its own. This baffled his parents at first, but they just went with it.

- Contact with vengestone causes Jay to shut down if he touches it, which the ninja chalk up to him passing out. The second vengestone is no longer in contact with his body, he reboots. Before he knows he’s a robot, he refers to this as a “freak vengestone allergy”.

- Jay finds out that he’s an android during Hunted, where a rough landing from the portal severely damages his body. The group struggles to repair him with their limited resources. A scrap of foil isn’t gonna fix your face, sorry Jay.

- Over the course of Hunted, he acts largely the same as he does in the original, and treats his robot body’s reveal as something funny and insists everyone just “go with the flow” and not worry about it. Meanwhile the others are OBVIOUSLY concerned, and wonder if the crash is making him malfunction. At some point he snaps out of it and it hits him all at once and he freaks out for real.

- Pixal knew the whole time, literally since S3, and never mentioned it because she assumed they all knew already. Queue Jay having flashbacks to all the little hints she dropped in previous seasons (ie: implying he may need “repairs” or a “tune-up” after a fight, which Jay would shrug off as her simply wording her concern awkwardly).

- When they make it back home, they cannot figure out how to recreate the artificial flesh on his body, and he goes home to the junkyard for repairs and confronts Ed and Edna.

- The “junkyard boy” insult hits him much harder after he finds out, and is extremely self-conscious about the fact he was literally built out of trash.

- He returns to the lighthouse out of guilt and brings Echo back home with him. They bond over being made out of actual garbage.

- His head is a plasma globe filled with a mess of electrical impulses that make up his brain. When people touch it, it acts like a plasma globe, and makes Jay feel odd things (tickling sensations, lavender smell, the taste of kale).

- Once he’s aware he’s an android, he can learn to “possess” other electronics with his element/soul. His mastery over electricity gives him an instinctual understanding of electronics and how they function, which has unknowingly contributed to his love of inventing.

- Much to everyone’s dismay, being a robot opens up a whole new world of puns and terrible jokes for Jay to abuse.

*incoherent sobbing*

the land of lost things

lava kissing who would draw that 🙄

vs. me, a reader:

Reader: if this gets any angstier I’m going to scream

Me: