Shout-out to Yamato for being the only adult man in Naruto’s life to talk him out of being creepy. Like Jiraiya encourages it, Iruka and Ebisu are reluctantly interested in that sexy jutsu nonsense, Kakashi astral projects out of his body every time sexual content comes up, but Yamato straight up goes, “The penalty for not respecting women is death.” And I love that about him.
UCHIHA OBITO vs TENZO
Our old man's eye hurts (?)
Ep. 384
Kakashi Hatake
Naruto Shippuden: episode 240
ukrainian miku but she's 7 years old and she's about to rob you
Ten Ten training with Guy
I can't understand people who say that Guy trains only Lee. Episode 404 shows him training Ten Ten and how he makes her realise that she's not useless. Guy cares about her!
Propaganda
Maito Gai
Comes in on a tortoise surrounded by smoke in the gayest pose
Legend
Dramatic pose
Fantastic outfit
Tortoise companion
Just punches his student out of no where.
Madara Uchiha
Shows up to fight an army made up of five shinobi villages.
Practically dances through them while taking them out five at a time.
Man stood a top a hill, looked down at his enemies, and smiled with deserved arrogance because he knew they couldn’t touch him.
i never really got over hearing danzo say this.
the fact that he specifically targets kakashi because kakashi has no one to protect him. because kakashi doesn’t have the power of the uchiha clan to back him up, because he doesn’t have any parents to take care of him, because he doesn’t have any teachers to protect him, because he doesn’t have anyone who will ask inconvenient questions or kick up a fuss when he “accidentally” turns up dead. danzo is so wicked and dishonorable that he won’t even confront the uchiha directly to steal their hereditary jutsu - the uchiha are too risky for him to attack; they’re a powerful community and there’s strength in their numbers, but kakashi - kakashi is the only person possessing a sharingan who isn’t afforded the protection of that community. he’s a vulnerable teenager - not because he’s weak (even danzo isn’t foolish enough to look at kakashi and call him “weak”), but because he’s alone. he has no adults to take care of him, no family community to rally around him. he’s easy prey, in danzo’s eyes.
what cowardice, to go after a child like that.
naruto x bleach au
misc nonsense from my twitter