Local Baby Too Powerful

I found one of my other old masterposts so I'm taking the opportunity to finally make a pinned post, prioritized based on what people ask me about most often:

I love spam likes/reblogs. I love comments on years-old fics/posts. If you ever think "this fic is too old for me to like/reply/reblog" YOU ARE WRONG. Does a parent stop loving their baby when it's 20 years old?

Where do I find all the things you write? On my Ao3 or in my #my writing tag! A few things on my blog haven't been posted to AO3 yet. My really old fics are on fanfiction.net.

What about your art? In my #my art tag, but buddy, I only create art to lure in fresh readers. Please read my writing too.

Where's your big Gravity Falls Bill Cipher fic? Right here! Also, every chapter has a link to the masterpost at the top! Also also, every post about the fic is under #bill goldilocks cipher. The fic's not going on Ao3 until TBOB is released this summer.

Where are all your Godzilla fics? Right here! Also, almost all of them have links to the masterpost, too. Nearly all of them are on Ao3.

When are you returning to editing In Short Supply/writing Rodorah/writing radiosnake? When the stars align (and when I'm not hyperfixated on a different fandom). You can find my posts about ISS under #in short supply.

When are you reuploading all the broken BtSDLb images? When I stop having ADHD long enough to spend a day individually uploading over a thousand pictures. I've never had access to the mirror on MSPFA, somebody else made it.

How do I find anything else on your blog? I tag everything and cross-link posts as often as I can. Tumblr search is terrible but tumblr tags work just fine. I try to make it as easy as possible.

Are you taking writing commissions? Not right now, unless you happen to have an idea about exactly what I want to write in the exact fandom I'm currently interested in.

Are you accepting tips without commissions? If you wanna send one!

Can I hire you to write for a big fancy legitimate TV show/movie/video game/comic? Yes. (... Hey, doesn't hurt to hope somebody'll ask.)

i just noticed something: take a look at this gif from gravity falls for a minute.

this gif is taken from when Bill says, “Everyone loves puppets!”

now pay attention to his pupil

notice how his pupil doesn’t keep concentrating on dipper; it moves towards the camera.

Fig to Gorgug: I can't be seen with you.

Also Fig to Gorgug: so I've been thinking a lot about this problem you're struggling with, here's a thoughtful gift for you that I think will help, let's start a band just me, you, and the biological parents we haven't met yet, the two of us can share a tour bus, we're going to sell thongs with your face on them, I'm going to skip my class and go to yours instead, let's sit next to each other at lunch, I'm coming over later for a jam session with your parents, feel free to join, of course I'll celebrate Solstice at your place! don't worry I've fixed your hair for your first date and I'll be sitting two booths over the whole time, I'm bringing my dad to your girlfriend's birthday party, Your Van Has A Twitter Account And I Run It

ZARA puts together a little "Eldritch Horror Companion Support Group" for Vi. Keep reading for close-ups.

"Hang in there, baby!" is on a pink poster of a cat barely holding onto a branch.

ZARA sits on top of Vi's head. Stanley is to the right of Vi from our perspective.

Arthur chats with Eddie. Venom and John seem to argue silently about something.

Bill watches over Ford's shoulder as Ford takes notes on his surroundings.

Jack sits miserably while Aku attempts to fit a plastic star through a circular hole.

Just two blorbos on a date.

"She desires only companionship, but the only thing she knows is how to hurt."

She will make for a tender heart.

I saw this post (by @pink-november ) comparing the Nightmare/MoC and the Damsel/HEA and it refused to leave my head until I drew it out

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A dark and bright scene from Chp.29!

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should've taken a break not an oxford comma

“Having panic attacks, that is NOT a character flaw.”

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids