I DIDN’T KNOW THEY KNEW
Our secrets are out boys run
one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this
day 12,256 of the world missing out on a far better existence if only I had never existed
“You shall become the crown jewel of malice and death”
“Again… please rephrase”
me: oracle, i must know if i will succeed with my villainous plans or if the wizard council will seal me away in a magic crystal
oracle: i assure you, you are destined to become evil in-garnet
me: could you rephrase
If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
mutant mayhem was great but unfortunately it does contain flashing without a warning. if you’re planning on seeing it, the flashing starts in the scene where the turtles are in cynthia utrom’s lab and continues in the fight in superfly’s lair, i unfortunately don’t have timestamps though. feel free to share to spread the word for those who are planning on seeing the movie but may be harmed by flashing lights
BEGGING FOR IT PLEASE
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
Why does the ROTTMNT fandom ignore Raph so much? There’s so much angst potential, so much character, he’s got a lovable personality, and the movie gave him a bunch of fanfic bait! But even the potential of Krang trauma he has gets assigned to Donnie with the technodome cause he’s so much more popular. BOTTOM LINE, GIVE MY RED MAN SOME LOVE, PLEASE
well well well we shant just leave the cunt alive and walking
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
Legend of Korra Au where the red lotus successfully kidnap her and raise her per original plan and she gets powerful as all shit because EVIL BENDERS
if boomers sexualized the word ‘baby’ and millennials sexualized ‘daddy’ you’d think gen z would sexualize ‘teen’ or somethin but no they went around and sexualized everything that can be perceived