Idk Why But It Made Happy

Idk why but it made happy

Hi,if you still doing requests,

I want to ask you, what would the yautja mate would think about human things, like video games and ice cream and that kind of thing.

Idk i think they would be like a little kitten amazed for the new world

By the way: sorry for my bad inglish, its not my first lenguage, and ¿how are you?

Elder yautja with human things

A/n: Please don’t apologize it’s okayy! I am doing quite swell, thank you for asking.

Ice cream

He gets a brain freeze 100%.

He’ll get some old man flavor like mint chocolate chip or just butter pecan.

He’ll eat the cone first and then the ice cream.

If he’s old enough he probably doesn’t run AS HOT as he used to so I like to think after he eats the ice cream he gets all chilly and bundles up under a blanket with you cuddled up to his chest.

Video games

He doesn’t understand why you’d wanna spend hours farming and making a house when it isn’t even real.

He’s the type to let you spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on in game items, he’ll be reluctant but can’t say no when you bat your eyelashes at him.

He tried it one day and almost smashed your whole gaming set, he couldn’t figure out where the space bar was and ended up killing your character.

A puppy or kitten

He will honesty hate it. It’s taking your attention away from him, he hates that. Not to mention the thing snuggles up to your chest leaving no room for him.

It would be funnier if the animal hated him, swatting or growling at him every time he got too close to you.

As soon as you leave though, maybe out into the city for the day you’ll come back to your mate asleep in the recliner with your little pet curled up on his chest.

Makeup

He was confused when you put on all these different shades, he’ll end up asking his son who will probably say it’s to attract mates or something.

Your mate will be DEVASTATED. He’ll be sitting there watching you put it on like “am I not enough?”

All you have to do is tell him it’s for him or maybe even yourself. All will be forgiven and he’ll trap you in a big bear hug, it’ll scare it out of his skin when he pulls away to see your face of makeup imprinted onto his chest.