Yao Wip (can You Tell Where I Gave Up LMAOOO)

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINGGGG

people can joke about APH America all they want, but you guys have to admit that if someone with a body and personality like that existed in real life, many people would throw themselves at him

Hetalia Phone headcanons

Alfred's phone: Most would think he would go for the newest iphone there is but they are wrong. Alfred's phone is a black iPhone X.The reason why this is because they have a bunch of cool superhero cases for that type of model and Alfred refuses to change it. Even if he broke his phone he would still get the exact same model. Alfred has many, many, many superhero cases for his phone, but his most used one is a Captain America case. Ivan's phone: He's not very picky about phones. If he can call, text, and play Tetris it's okay in his book. He used to have a Samsung flip phone. However Alfred refused to be seen with him if he had a flip phone (Samsung at that!) so Alfred dragged him down to the Apple store. Ivan didn't want to go, but there actually were a lot of good phones there, and he ended up buying an iPhone XR (By Alfred's recommendation). At first his case is just pitch black with a photo of him and Alfred slipped into it, but then he found a sunflower designed case and he never looked back. The photo is still in there of course, Alfred thinks it's adorable. Francis: He is by far the pickiest out of everyone else. He'll only buy from the top company of phones, which is Apple. He picked iPhone 11 cause he thought it looked the most beautiful. Arthur thought that was a bogus way of choosing a phone. Arthur doesn't like his phone very much because of the lack of actual buttons and he finds it very confusing. Francis taught him how to use it but he still thought it was stupid anyway. He has a rose designed case, it actually looks very aesthetic pleasing. Arthur: Arthur refuses to have a phone that doesn't have a physical button. It's complicated for him and sometimes he forgets how to even operate the phone without a button. At first he had a Galaxy s7 but Francis was so horrified and disgusted by the design that he dragged Arthur to go phone-shopping. Arthur was frustrated because every other phone company either didn't have phones with buttons or the design did have buttons but it was ugly. Only one company made good looking phones with buttons and that was Apple. Arthur was even more frustrated because Apple is an American brand and he didn't want to buy from an American brand. But after he laid eyes on a rose gold 7 iPhone he completely changed his mind.  Yao: He has one of those cheap knock-off brand phones that work just as good as the original. His phone is a fake Samsung s8, and people, especially Yung Soo tell him to get an actual none-knock off phone because it's not like he's poor. He can afford an actual phone, he's the second richest nation. But Yao refuses and says that his phone works just as well as the original and he doesn't need a real one. Because he's cheap and stingy and doesn't want to waste his money on a real phone when we can save his money buying a fake phone that works just as well. He has a cute panda case. Matthew: Used to have a Nokia flip phone, but Alfred felt embarrassed for him and took it upon himself to buy his twin brother an actual phone ("I refuse to be seen with you while you're holding that pathetic phone. Imagine the ridicule, Mattie, THE RIDICULE.") so now they have matching iPhone X phones. Matthew's case is pitch black though, he's not very big on cases and doesn't think buying a flashy one will do anything.  Ludwig: Another person who is yet again dragged into buying a modern phone. He had a flip phone just like Matthew. Gilbert and Feliciano were mortified that Ludwig had such a phone, especially during the 21st century cause that's just embarrassing. They bought him a Nokia 7 plus since it has to survive all of Ludwig's hardcore workouts. Once again his case is pitch black since he's not big on designs and thinks they're unnecessary. Feliciano: Has an LG v10 because he's clumsy and constantly falls and he needs a durable phone that can survive anything (liquid, concrete, etc.). Feliciano once had a regular Huawei 10 which Kiku gave him but he broke it in less than 4 hours. The phone also has a good camera and Feliciano loves taking pictures.

Kiku: Samsung Note cause the pen comes in handy. Yao dislikes it because his child just spent hundreds on a real phone when he could've bought a fake one instead. Mei and Leon aren't happy either because Yao makes them have fake OPPO phones but Kiku has a real phone? Not fair. Gilbert: Nokia 7 Plus as well. Gilbert also has the same hardcore workout as Ludwig, and does much more like parachuting, rock climbing, cliff diving, etc. so Gilbert's phone really has to be durable and be able survive anything or else Gilbert would have to constantly get a new phone every few months. His case is the Prussian flag, but he had to get it customized because they don't make Prussian merchandise anymore. Roderich: At first, had no phone. He didn't think it was necessary since he had an eagle to send messages already. Gilbert told him that wasn't how awesome people do things these days.  He was even more mortified to find out that Hubert, his and Roderich's 8 year old son, HUBERT, did not have a phone, he dragged them both down to the nearest phone store and got them both Samsung Note 10 phones since he knows the two of them love to have something like a pen or a paintbrush or a baton (for conducting) in their hand so he bought them the phone that had the pen. Roderich was against it but Hubert seemed to love it and was mesmerized by how the pen could operate the phone instead of a finger. Roderich gave in and bought the phone anyway. He said he wouldn't use it as much, but he was mistaken because Gilbert couldn't tear Roderich's eyes away from his phone for weeks. Roderich had to go to rehab. Lovino: Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. He had refined tastes and high standards, and this phone meets it all. It's gorgeous, it's useful, it's practical, hell, this phone is like his best friend. He's just as obsessed with it as Roderich in which Gilbert said "Why am I always attracted to phone obsessed people"

ya'll I imagine that the black triangle all have dogs and they have dog playdates and have picnics in parks with their dogs running and playing around them and sometimes Yao dresses their dogs up and Ivan and Alfred find it adorable and they spend the next four hours taking pictures of their doggies

guys...i think i have a thing for fiery blonde x cold pale-hair...tdbk and rusame my greatest fixations...

Headcanon again (I have way too many of these)

Almost all of the nations are crazy rich. However, the richest countries are the East Asians + Singapore. Europe's economy is constantly in shambles (mostly from all the wars they do) so they're poorer than North America and Asia, but they are richer than South America, Africa, Antarctica and Oceania. Trillions of money are like nothing to them, they're far too used to seeing that much money. They live in mansions/manors and have lots of fancy expensive stuff (Yachts, thousands of houses in each and every city, etc.) The Asians, most specifically East Asians are definitely on a whole other level of rich. They are practically drowning in multibillions. Singapore is right behind them in terms of money. East Asia houses the largest and most prosperous economies, their knack for invention and amazing business skills resulted in what they call "economic miracles" and became the richest. Even the youngsters like Yung Soo, Leon, and Mei are part of it too.

The East Asia nations pride themselves on their money and modernity (Kiku being much more humble about it though) and would stay in the most expensive hotels, buy the most expensive things, go to the most expensive places, etc. They are the type to flex their money on people. Once again, Singa joins them in this, however he mostly flexes his riches to his fellow ASEAN, who admire him.

imagining this as Nyo Rusame

sword lady and her healer princess ⚔️🌿🧡 

Okay hear me out

Riz as Ivan

you read my mind

introducing some other members of the drama club AND the shishigumi

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Edit: Correction made on page 6 thanks to nishiromance, "I don't understand" to "That's so boring".

I LOVE THEIR INTERACTIONS HE'S SO PATIENT AND SWEET WITH HER

FISCHL DOMAIN SPOILERS

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He’s so sweet he keeps up the role play act the whole time and treats her like a princess. ☺️

Mona be like 😳 when she read him as they met.