I Too, Get Really Nervous And Sweaty Around Good Looking, Extremely Tall Women Amelia

help i literally cant read fanfiction that involves Matthew without skipping bro's scenes

its either ppl have no idea how to write him or i just dont like him in general. hes either rlly annoying and hates al for no reason or he's a useless dormat. either way, his personality is flatter than his ass

ik i cant rlly speak bc i know writing is difficult as a writer myself but omg,, i just had to get this off my chest bc i think its unhealthy how much annoyance i feel when his name is on screen

sketch for my friend uwu❤.

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I really like uke France. I mean how can England, the Great British Empire who had territory on every continant, be topped by France. I mean, I could see America topping, but FRANCE? It’s like Italy topping Germany.

their dynamic was different at the start because alfred was grumpy when he was a bodyguard

Since you already talked about nyo America and nyo Canada, do you have body types headcanons for the rest of the allies nyos too?

Of course I do, thanks for the question! 😊

Nyo!America and Nyo!Canada: [x]

Nyo!China: I see her quite short (156 cm or 5′1.4″), with a dainty figure. She’s slim and slight-boned, with a small breast and narrow hips, but she still has a feminine figure as her waist is thinner. Well-proportioned in general, with lean and toned muscles. Particularly slim and small feet.

Nyo!England: She’s quite short as well (160 cm or 5′3″) and skinny, but more on the scrawny side. She’s quite flat and with just a hint of hips/waistline (I see her as the kind of girl who gets perpetually mistaken for a 12-year-old). Her limbs are quite bony and lanky, she doesn’t easily put on muscle mass, no matter how much she exercises.

Nyo!France: Leaning on the tall side (170 cm or 5′6.9″) and slender but with an hourglass shape. Narrow waist, bigger hips, big breast, and slim (but not excessively so) arms and legs. She’s lean and toned, but without a great muscle mass. Very well-proportioned in general. I also picture her having very elegant hands, with long fingers and very strong, always perfectly manicured nails. (Oh, and she gives the impression of being taller because she constantly wears high heels. At least 10 cm.)

Nyo!Russia: Statuesque, very tall (185 cm or 6′0.8″) and imposing. I picture her having an hourglass body shape similar to Ukraine, with full hips and a very big breast, but she also has broader shoulders and more developed muscles, particularly visible in her arms and legs, that look quite buff. Her feet are a bit small for her height.

[Nyo!Axis]

FORGOT TO POST THIS BUT HES SO CUTEEEEE I LOVE HIM OMG HES SO SUNSHINE

Antonio, talking about a beach house: My wife usually uses this place but Mommy's out of town so I get to use it! Gilbert: ...You call Emma mommy?? Antonio: Is..Is that a bad thing? Francis: Well it's kinky. Arthur: [seriously wishes he wasn't in this conversation right now]

im curious if people in this fandom portray alfred as being able to cook or not?? cuz like i understand that he has strange tastebuds canonically, but that doesn't mean he's bad at cooking right?

on one hand it makes sense, but on the other hand i like it when alfred knows how to cook because of those farm movies where the characters talk about "good ol' southern cooking", and the disney princess literally known for her cooking is american (love u tiana)

I'm not saying he's great at it like france, cuz he's definitely a fan of deep frying the weirdest things, but he's definitely up there. i mean, i don't like usuk but one of them has to be able to cook right?? otherwise how do they live???

or maybe this isnt a matter of him being able to cook or not, its just that he doesn't want to?? cuz in every fic i read he never cooks, its always someone else who does (like matthew or ivan)

"i dont ship them cuz its toxic and they hate each other" no they're literally besties /j

not besties, but it would be just flat out wrong to call them enemies. As evidenced here (thank you hima) they are friends and apparently hang out alone together sometimes with no problem

Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 53 Original Translation: y4nderenka // hikari kaitou // donamoeba Scanlation: jammerlea  Please DO NOT upload any of our scanlations onto other websites.