Spacedkittty - Latte

"I'm not disabled I have a system!" 24 hours of unexpected system collapse later, i am a quivering jelly of frothing misery puddling sadly on the floor

The urge to fail all my classes and install steam on my laptop and only play FTL, KSP, and Surviving Mars for the next however long.

Found that over at mastodon

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Church of Whale Fall

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

In a welcome sight heralding the end of another winter and the arrival of spring, United Parcel Service men across the nation are breaking out the shorts.

“Look!” said Manchester, NH, cashier Brenda Cosgrove, staring out the window of the yarn shop where she works. “There goes another one! That’s three today!”

Across the U.S., signs of the change of season abound, as daffodils poke out of the ground, the songs of the robin are once again heard in the trees, and leaves bud on the branches. For millions of Americans, however, there is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man’s sturdy calves in the open air after months hidden away beneath heavy brown fabric.

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Hmmm