i do what i want ;)aromantic/agender/asexualso many fandoms live rent free in my head
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this is amazing!!!!
plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk
when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel
The thing about 911 is that the shipping drama and discourse surrounding it completely belies how insane this show truly is. A man is attacked by a shark on the freeway. Ghosts are probably real, and so are curses. The most recent season opens with a bee-nado that segues into a plotline about an autistic half-orphan child landing a broken plan. The most dramatic moment between the fandom's favorite ship is one of the characters getting shot by a sniper in broad daylight in the suburban streets of Los Angeles. Buck's introductory scene of the entire show is him stealing a firetruck to have sex with a Tinder hookup. The fire captain's backstory is an addiction that led to the death of 148 people. He's best friends with his wife's ex-husband and once proposed to said ex-husband's boyfriend on his behalf while that boyfriend was performing brain surgery on a man in the middle of a burning building. There's a guy who sneezes every time he lies and then lies so hard he almost dies. One of the main characters gets rebar impaled through his skull and is back to work the next month with no lasting side-effects. They basically never fight fires.
9-1-1 is about found family and how blood doesn't connect family yet Buck has LITERALLY tasted Eddie's blood . Karen did a blood transfusion for Denny . Chim bled out for Maddie . Hen wiped the blood off of Buck's forehead . Chris and Buck had scratches during the tsunami . Eddie pumped the blood back into Buck after he was struck by lightning . Maddie survived Doug by bleeding out in the snow for Buck and Chim AND herself . Athena was beaten and Bobby saved her . Blood DOES connect everyone , just not always genetically .
sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it
Reblog to tell me you don’t secretly hate me
If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses
Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses
out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing
The feeling I get from hilson is that something did happen years ago before their various marriages and Wilson has immediately put it down to a drunken mistake and continues to keep holding that closet door shut and House basically sees it as his job to make Wilson acknowledge that it happened so they can banter off into the sunset together, hence the repeated comments and basically acting like a married couple.
girl, you cannot fix house. however, he is going to fix you, whether you like it or not. specially if not
Goodnight. These mfs are ao fucking gay
The team would have an lgbt+ patient and Cameron would start a discussion about it and everyone would be like "ehh maybe idk if i would ever experiment like that" (except chase. That man was partying with dominatrixs in college, he exprimented). And then someone would mention House and Foreman would laugh and go "House doesn't have a gay bone in his body".
And House sees this as a challenge.
So he goes nextdoor and drags Wilson into the room and kisses him. In front of everyone. Poor Wilson is just confused, like unable to speak because hes so shocked type of confused. And Foreman would go "Please, you only did that because I mentioned something. It doesn't count,"
And for the rest of the episode House would do various things to try and prove to his team that, yes he is in fact fruity a little bit and poor Wilson is just along for the ride until House realizes "oh shit I don't think this is a joke anymore" and just ignores that revelation for the next few episodes until he's forced to deal with it
they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die
i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life
hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with
he’s so pretty i hope nothing horrifically ironic for his profession happens to him
whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️
When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately
For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched
Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it
I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.
me trying to explain destiel: Yeah so they’re gay but like worse because they don’t kiss yeah no they kind of kiss but it’s like really homoerotic eye contact. can you please just watch the show.
contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork