I Make Myself Laugh

okay now thinking about the night before the wedding. eddie is at their house with chris. buck is staying with maddie and chim. because buck takes this Very Fucking Seriously okay. it is BAD LUCK to see each other before the wedding. he is NOT going to risk cursing his own wedding thank you very much. and eddie who famously does not believe in curses is like "are you sure you don't wanna spend the night at home?" 🥺 big brown eyes piercing buck's soul. and buck's like "NO!!! don't you do that. you will not break me. i will not curse this marriage." and eddie's like, fond eye roll "okay, bud. i love you. see you tomorrow, mr. diaz" and kisses him goodbye like he was always going to because he might not believe in curses but buck does. but well. buck underestimated how absolutely incapable he is of spending the night without eddie. and he's going OUT OF HIS MIND. maddie and chimney are also going OUT OF THEIR MINDS. eventually buck breaks. and he's like. "i—i gotta go see eddie. you gotta let me go, guys." and chimney who is visibly blocking the door is like "not so fast, buckaroo. i made a promise that i would not let you leave under any circumstances." and buck's like "you made that promise TO ME, chim! i am letting you off the hook!" and chim's like "you warned me you would say that!" and buck is like "you can't stop me. no offense chim but you're kinda small" and chim's like "small but DEADLY" and maddie who has been stood there rolling her eyes and texting eddie through all of this is like "oh for the love of god just let him go" and chim sighs. and lets buck go. because he loves his wife. and buck gets home and hovers on the porch. and the peephole opens and buck shuts his eyes like "no! we can't see each other!" and eddie who anticipated this laughs and is like. "i have a blindfold on" and buck is like "oh. hot." and then chris is like "okay, gross." and buck lets out a horrified startled sound. and eddie's laughing again like "chris is gonna give you one too. if you're planning on staying" and chris is like, long-suffering sigh "i hope you guys are less weird when you're married" and then anyway. buck gets a blindfold too. and chris leaves them there. on purpose. and they have to navigate their way to bed while laughing and bumping into everything and then buck sleeps on top of him like a weighted blanket

ravi and his ten lines carrying the season like always. bro fr had more character development than eddie

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

the silent maddie scream,,,, GUYSSS

the Ghosts all gathering around to watch Mike die in the house (he's very old, it's cool) excited to maybe finally get to talk to him but once he's dead he just kinda looks around at them like 'oohhh... okay!!' and immediately moves on. fully satisfied with his life.

ravi's little "that's my motto!" about enjoying it while it lasts in 7x09 was likely meant to be a throwaway line to bring him into the conversation, and he does not seem to be saying it cynically at all, but if i think about that line too long in the context of him being a pediatric cancer survivor i will lose what's left of my marbles

the new pope is gonna be Bobby Nash. he's not dead, just busy. new 911 spinoff will be 9-1-1: Vatican City. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

thinking about how water is like, really old. like really really old. we’re drinking stuff that’s traveled the globe via rivers and oceans and clouds for millions of years. somebody or something probably already drank that sip of water I just had