I Do Think The Funniest Thing They Could Do Would Be Make Episode 12 Like A Short Film About How Awful

Chim: Literally nothing is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like. Buck: Whenever Eddie mentions being gay, I shout "You're gay?!" as if I'm just learning it for the first time. Hen: Whenever Karen comes into our room while I'm working, I always respond with "How did you get past security?"

Chim: I pretend to be angry and say "I'm going cycling don't wait up" and then I get on the atationary bike in the living room that's next to the couch Maddie is sitting on.

anyone else an ardent fan of this abc drama that has been waiting for buck & eddie (or "buddie) to become more than coworkers rn or is it just me

the captain being hesitant to give him the job because the last applicant left to follow his girlfriend and eddie saying he's single that was absolutely foreshadowing him going back for buck I KNOWWWW ITTTTTTT

this is amazing!!!!

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

(record scratch) (bobby voice) (muffled inside a coffin) yep that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth

I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.

okay now thinking about the night before the wedding. eddie is at their house with chris. buck is staying with maddie and chim. because buck takes this Very Fucking Seriously okay. it is BAD LUCK to see each other before the wedding. he is NOT going to risk cursing his own wedding thank you very much. and eddie who famously does not believe in curses is like "are you sure you don't wanna spend the night at home?" 🥺 big brown eyes piercing buck's soul. and buck's like "NO!!! don't you do that. you will not break me. i will not curse this marriage." and eddie's like, fond eye roll "okay, bud. i love you. see you tomorrow, mr. diaz" and kisses him goodbye like he was always going to because he might not believe in curses but buck does. but well. buck underestimated how absolutely incapable he is of spending the night without eddie. and he's going OUT OF HIS MIND. maddie and chimney are also going OUT OF THEIR MINDS. eventually buck breaks. and he's like. "i—i gotta go see eddie. you gotta let me go, guys." and chimney who is visibly blocking the door is like "not so fast, buckaroo. i made a promise that i would not let you leave under any circumstances." and buck's like "you made that promise TO ME, chim! i am letting you off the hook!" and chim's like "you warned me you would say that!" and buck is like "you can't stop me. no offense chim but you're kinda small" and chim's like "small but DEADLY" and maddie who has been stood there rolling her eyes and texting eddie through all of this is like "oh for the love of god just let him go" and chim sighs. and lets buck go. because he loves his wife. and buck gets home and hovers on the porch. and the peephole opens and buck shuts his eyes like "no! we can't see each other!" and eddie who anticipated this laughs and is like. "i have a blindfold on" and buck is like "oh. hot." and then chris is like "okay, gross." and buck lets out a horrified startled sound. and eddie's laughing again like "chris is gonna give you one too. if you're planning on staying" and chris is like, long-suffering sigh "i hope you guys are less weird when you're married" and then anyway. buck gets a blindfold too. and chris leaves them there. on purpose. and they have to navigate their way to bed while laughing and bumping into everything and then buck sleeps on top of him like a weighted blanket

I have so much to say about today's episode, but I can't get over the fact that Eddie loved ballroom dancing—until his parents ruined it for him. They turned it into something competitive, something he had to prove himself in, with trophies to win and a scholarship to earn, when all he ever wanted to do was just dance. And then, years later, when the priest told him to find his joy, the very first thing he did was dance freely, without all the pressure his parents had put on his shoulders