Ah Shit My Bowling Team Has Unionized

The team would have an lgbt+ patient and Cameron would start a discussion about it and everyone would be like "ehh maybe idk if i would ever experiment like that" (except chase. That man was partying with dominatrixs in college, he exprimented). And then someone would mention House and Foreman would laugh and go "House doesn't have a gay bone in his body".

And House sees this as a challenge.

So he goes nextdoor and drags Wilson into the room and kisses him. In front of everyone. Poor Wilson is just confused, like unable to speak because hes so shocked type of confused. And Foreman would go "Please, you only did that because I mentioned something. It doesn't count,"

And for the rest of the episode House would do various things to try and prove to his team that, yes he is in fact fruity a little bit and poor Wilson is just along for the ride until House realizes "oh shit I don't think this is a joke anymore" and just ignores that revelation for the next few episodes until he's forced to deal with it

I have so much to say about today's episode, but I can't get over the fact that Eddie loved ballroom dancing—until his parents ruined it for him. They turned it into something competitive, something he had to prove himself in, with trophies to win and a scholarship to earn, when all he ever wanted to do was just dance. And then, years later, when the priest told him to find his joy, the very first thing he did was dance freely, without all the pressure his parents had put on his shoulders

thinking about uber driver eddie and you know what? buck WOULD have happily chatted with him even if they were strangers!! and he would’ve given 5 stars and a fat ass tip

Fire captain voice: we can't employ you because you're obviously going to get with a bisexual baddie from Cali by the end of the season

Eddie: what about the PS5 shipped so quickly from Amazon dot com

“You really did that for me?”

honestly though are we really surprised eternal kid/missed frat boy buck (the guy chooses to go by buck) is in awe of eddie diaz? the character who is - on the surface - the epitome of an action movie hero? cool collected and capable, he's snarky and handsome in a ruggish way and he has combat experience and when he isn't going around driving his massive truck and kicking people's faces in he is a literal firefighter. if you describe him to a kid he will go starry eyed. if eddie was a movie star buck would have a poster of his latest movie on his bedroom wall. it's that serious

do u think ryan’s brother ever watches the show and is like man what the fuck

ravi's little "that's my motto!" about enjoying it while it lasts in 7x09 was likely meant to be a throwaway line to bring him into the conversation, and he does not seem to be saying it cynically at all, but if i think about that line too long in the context of him being a pediatric cancer survivor i will lose what's left of my marbles

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)