Ugh This Is So Embarrassing But I Need Help.

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

Scream ladies

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THE FURRIES ARE KILLING HARRY POTTER

Yeah my mom taught me to be polite, but y’know what else she taught me? How to throw an axe so that it always lands in the target, the target being bigots and terfs who didn’t have mothers like mine to teach them how fucked they are in the head.

“marvel is destroying film” FRANCHISES are destroying film (and television)

This. This is one of the prime reasons I planned that my farmer would be nonhuman anyways.

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

My Dog; cute, lovable, greets you at the door w/kisses, absolute sweetheart, kinda stinky but it can be overlooked.

My friend’s Cat; also stinky, kinda mean, doesn’t not give kisses- prefers cuddles, bit my left tittie during a sleep over, also very loveable.

Moral of the Story, pets are awesome.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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