sp-ecialsnowflake
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
once again to my lovely army of porn gods
Shit I’ve heard Band say
“A triangle could be hanging from your earlobe all I care is that you sound good”
“Put those balloons BACK in my locker!!!”
“Banana Pipeline. Like from Brazil to Times Square. No it’s only slightly puréed”
“You told me to take what I want.” -Freshman
“That’s called STEALING BITCH!!” -Senior
“I love the crunch of a frozen chicken nugget.”
“When in doubt pull out!” -Director to horns
“I AM THE MESIAH!!!” -A trumpet
this is my favourite post and I feel the need to share it with my porn blog followers
Quotes from my Latin teacher
“You woRM”
“If you don’t like chocolate milk, you’re a communist”
“How would being Jesus even be fun?”
“ this is quizlet live, not kahoot, I’m so incredibly sorry.”
“Maybe if your bitch of a principle doesn’t catch us, we could watch a Christmas movie.”
“No one in here is a furry. Please say i’m correct.”
“[principals name] is so annoying. She looks like a dinosaur. I just want to throw a pie in her stupid little face.”
He is a 49 year old man.
He’s my favorite teacher.
Still need to fact check this quote, but I like it
Reblog fat cat if you’re gay
here be happy
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
I want to fucking die after seeing this
memeception
Remember kids hydrate don't diedrate
I want to hydrate, not detonate!
That's a whole [insert "f" word here cause this is a Christian server] mood
Let me handle the responsibility
I relate on a personal level to this
Sad but true
