Fools For April Fools

he has to keep mother updated always.

Gifs you can hear.

this remains one of my favourite jokes from the early owl house episodes

Those fics where Shadow realises he might like Sonic and IMMEDIATELY self sabotages himself

The Transfiguration

I LOVE DRAWING CAT DRACO

Art By: @bebop.genesis 🖤🌙

And the real culprit is...

because in year 4 Harry gets gifted a sweater with a dragon on it, and it's not playing in Draco's favour

Harry: I’m sure Malfoy’s up to something again Hermione: you won’t stalk him again, will you? Ron: hey, don’t give him an idea Harry: I definitely will

Draco: so blue or green? Harry: *frowns* Draco: Potter, stop hiding behind hats and help me with shopping if you’re already here Draco: blue or green robe?  Harry:  Harry: blue Draco: cool, I'll take the green one Draco: be a little helpful and take these books, Potter Harry: *frowns* I’m not your errand boy Draco: then why do you keep following me? Harry: *takes books* Draco: good boy Draco: Potter, come here Harry: *frowns* Draco: come here and smell Harry: what is it? Draco: irises. and lilies Harry: oh, good Draco: if you like it, we’ll buy it Harry: you don’t have to- Draco: you’ll pay for the bouquet for me Harry: don’t be arrogant  Draco: then why do I need you here? Harry: *pays* Draco: -and one bottle of this wine, please Harry: wow, It’s a rather expensive restaurant Draco: yeah, you pay for our dinner too Harry: no, I don’t   Draco: yes, you do, little stalker Harry: *sigh* then I want this one too Draco: ew, no way, besides the wine that I chose, it's better to take this position Harry: *frowns* Harry: okay Ron and Hermione: how did it go? Harry: Malfoy said to come back on Friday at 5 pm Ron and Hermione: ??? Harry: I think we have a date Ron and Hermione: ???!!!

me: bartenderrrrrr, one yaoi special please!

bartender who’s just trying to do their minimum wage job: ?