This is my little goober Asher, he is a recurring character that usually helps cartman in his plans
people get both their last names wrong with him getting called “cartman” a few times
he doesn’t like the the main four and I quote “I would rather jump off a cliff than have to date one of those assholes but if I was held at gunpoint to date one it would be Kyle”
he’s cool with the other 3 but annoys the living hell out of them (he killed Kenny like 24 times in the past BUT ON ACCIDENT) (only some of them)
He’s one of those kids that wears shorts and a shirt even in the winter and says “guys it’s not even that cold!”
Asher’s family owns a bakery and whenever they have shit that didn’t sell he just gives it to Kenny instead of throwing it away because he doesn’t like wasting food
him and Tweek know each other at least because their families work together since Tweek’s family owns a coffee shop
his best friend is this kid named August and they become friends whenever Asher found him eating mud in the corner of the playground when they were 6
Asher is a loud yapper who is louder than rock music at full volume and yaps like there’s no tomorrow and August is also a loud yapper, this is probably because both of them are diagnosed ADHD gremlins that professionally yap.
Asher also has a ginger Maine Coon cat named Ethan
beholding core:
day 29- Somebody’s Watching Me {Rockwell}
I started watching a playthrough of the outer worlds last night so:
day 59- The Fine Print {The Stupendium}
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
I did this song bc its stuck in my head rn and also I really like it
day 33- Infinitesimal {Mother Mother}
I thought it was about time I do my two favorite songs, so one of them is:
day 47- It’s All Been Done {Barenaked Ladies}
so I had the idea of an au where the NotThem takes martin instead of sasha but then I realized I would have to kill off the real martin… as much as I love the idea of a fic where no one realizes for basically the entirety of tma, and theres a sick reveal towards the end where jon finally finds out that the thing he’s fallen for, the thing wearing his best friend’s face, isnt actually martin, I will make myself sob if I have to kill off the real martin 😔
idk why I shared this I just thought about it and wanted to share with someone lol
also I have more au ideas if anyone wants to hear them :3
today I chose a song that I really love and also think kinda gives lonelyeyes vibes:
day 22- Tongues & Teeth {The Crane Wives}
yeah so I had more ideas for the Rich Old Man Squad roadtrip au and thought I would share them
so I’ve decided it’s in the us bc I think it would be really funny for them to flounder and struggle as none of them are all that familiar with america
and a scene idea ✨
bc none of them know how to use technology all that well, elias (whos riding shotgun) has a paper map and hes attempting to give peter (whos driving) directions and he Knows what exit they’re looking for but it doesnt match up with the map so they keep missing the exits they need bc elias is confusing peter. there is a shouting match as they go back and forth on the issue. meanwhile, leitner is angrily reading, rayner is repeatedly slamming his head against his seat, salesa has his hands covering his ears in a futile attempt to block out the shouting as he not-so-subtly reads over leitner’s shoulder, and simon is basking in all the fear of the vast that occurs on the american highway system (the others think hes asleep and are amazed at how he can sleep through elias and peter screaming at each other but hes actually just living people’s fear)
edit: I forgot to ask but should I turn this into a fanfic, or at least keep it as a reoccuring thing on this blog?
Reblog if you enjoy writing/reading fanfic.
Reblog if you enjoy looking at/creating fanart.
Reblog if you’re proud of the creation of fanworks in general.
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
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