@swamp-fungal-pod

"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show

Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood

House: sounds like you need to lose weight

A little early guys

by bladespark

Starry starry night 🌌

This will be a foil print eventually 😈

anyways ace people rock thanks for coming to my ted talk peace out homies

My only new year's resolution is to leave more comments on AO3

being the only one to spot the goldie in salmon run when the fog kicks in

the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

this is reminder that every OSHA rule was written in blood. every single rule is there because somebody more than likely lost their life. this is just crazy