Sourapplesnake - “Will You Want Me When I’m Old And Dead?”

Also feel free to tell me who you THINK you're voting for

Timebomb-Jayvik dynamic is so funny bc we have:

Begrudgingly acknowledge each other despite that one time Ekko haggle the fuck out Jayce and Jayce accidentally polluted the underground

Two strikes and they started throwing slurs at each other

British Beef Sencen

If I hear “oh your talents are a gift from god!” One more time out of a Christian, I MIGHT lose my shit.

Fuck you mean my talents are “a gift from god” the same god whose black and white morality leads to an eternity of hellfire? I think not.

No, u think my talents are a reflection upon the work I have wrought into my flesh and bones through sheer force of will and determination, not something that I was just born with, thank you very much.

what actually went down in the marella short story:

Having a physical form is the epitome of the concept of pros and cons. Because on one hand, I have a physical form (derogatory) but on the other hand, in this physical form I can receive hugs.

Tubi’s more popular than divorce. 75 million people watch Tubi every month. 29 million get divorced every year.

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

"Hope you got fucked before you get fucked"

-Jinx, alledgedly

someone on twitter asked me to draw them scissoring and im sure this is what they meant