Is meee :3
what? me? a vampire?
*ensuring all curtains are closed and doors are locked before the break of dawn*
well i never -
*slipping into my coffin*
- so insulted in my LIFE!
*flipping you off as i close myself inside*
oh the indignities!
*rolling inside my grave like a rotisserie chicken*
for fucks sake.
Fun fact I have aphantasia
i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing