When Someone Finds Out I’m A Martial Artist And Says “oh, I’d Better Not Mess With You”

We are being surveilled by an alien species I call 'The Viewers'

Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele

Person A: I can't take this anymore. Please take me out.

Person B: In the date kind of way or in the assassination kind of way?

Person A: Surprise me.

Musicals Badly Explained With Out Of Context Falsettos Lyrics

Avenue Q- “Life is crappy”

Be More Chill- “He was horny”

The Book of Mormon- “Religion’s just a trap”

Dear Evan Hansen- “I’m neurotic, he’s neurotic They’re neurotic, we’re neurotic” alt- “I worry a lot I worry a lot I worry a lot”

Hamilton- “We like fighting most”

Les Misérables- “I… I can’t believe she loves you”

Mean Girls- “She just likes the way you dress” / “Well, who wouldn’t”

Something Rotten- “I have something rotten Which appears though now it’s well forgotten”

RENT- “Sex and games in New York City” alt- “Could you please make my friend stop dying?”

Heathers- “Do not ever slit your wrists”

Newsies- “I don’t live the life of a normal child”

Legally Blonde- “I think, perhaps, I’m overdressed”

Into The Woods- “What a mess this is this family”

Spring Awakening- “Everyone hates his parents”

Waitress- “And Jesus Christ a Doctor!”

Chicago- “Or perhaps that’s an alibi” / “Yeah, perhaps it is” / “Yeah, I don’t care to discuss it”

The Band’s Visit- “Four Jews itching for answers”

EDIT (aka add ons from the comments)

Carrie- “Go ahead and kill your mother”

Miss Saigon- “Just because you failed as parents”

Write the book that you want to see out in the world. That’s certainly what I did with Boy Meets Boy and Two Boys Kissing. Don’t think about the marketplace, or that publishers won’t want what you’re writing. If it is good, they will.

Author David Levithan’s advice to writers who want to write queer characters

Source: Interview with David Levithan at malindalo.com

(via malindalo)

Me jumping through 20 different fanfics at once: Par fuckin'kour

Whenever I tell people I write poetry the first thing they always ask is: “You don’t write that depressing shit do you?” And I always kind of pause and Laugh nervously with a quiet answer of. “Yeah. Sometimes.” And it’s true I do write “That Depressing Shit”. Because I am depressed. And I’m not saying that to be romantic or quirky, ‘Cause I know that’s what some people think. I’m saying that because I am. I’m saying that because the serotonin in my head doesn’t work properly And that causes what the psychologists call Maladaptive thoughts. It causes what I call A normal day. So yeah. I write “That Depressing Shit”. Because poetry for me is a Coping mechanism. And more than once it’s stopped me From being very very self-destructive. And. I get that There’s this stereotype about poets. That we’re all Melancholy Misanthropic Emo kids. And I get that in some ways I fit the stereotype because, I’m sad a lot, And I do like to be alone And I kind of only left my crappy emo phase sometime last year but That shouldn’t invalidate the way I feel. And I get it. If you roll your eyes at “This Depressing Shit” Because you’re healthy enough to not need it. And when I say I get it I mean I don’t because. I literally don’t understand ‘Healthiness’. Yes. I write about “That Depressing Shit”. I write about self harm and I write about panic attacks and I write about how sometimes I want to die. I also write about love. And I also write about happiness. And sometimes I write about how beautiful the world is when I actually want to be in it.

That Depressing Shit (via maenadish)

how to deal with all the negative posts in this fandom

I would sell my left toe for Regional At Best to be on Spotify

The non-existent fourth wall is staggering.