Wearing Your Rival Face On Your Crotch To Assert Dominance.

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シキアキで男子校バレンタイン by Kozu

"kiss my ass" - luffy, 2024

jjk men and cuddling

a/n: i’m like in the beginning stages of writers block so let’s fix that (also new format)

warnings: none

characters: itadori, megumi, inumaki, gojo, suguru, nanami, mahito

itadori

🕷 he takes up the entire bed and he’s a blanket hogger

🕷 i cant tell if he actually does it on purpose or if it’s just so you lie on top of him with your head buried in his chest/neck

🕷 he lets you wear his hoodie while you two nap

🕷 it’s always a surprise to see what shirt he’s wearing underneath it because he always picks really random shirts

🕷 it ranges from plain white t-shirts to a cursed ass image of patrick star with giant boobs

🕷 itadori mumbles a lot in his sleep but it doesn’t really make much sense

🕷 i get the vibe that itadori can fall asleep anywhere and anytime he wants, like it’s deadass a super power at this point

🕷 the second his head hits the pillow, he’s out

🕷 he tries to stay awake until you fall asleep but between the warm blanket and your own body heat on top of him, it’s pretty difficult

🕷 even in his sleep, he’s touching you in some way, even if it means he accidentally slaps you in face

megumi

🕷 megumi has a really hard time falling asleep most nights, so when you two do cuddle it has to be in a position where he can either read and be on his phone

🕷 if he does fall asleep, he sleeps on his back

🕷 freak 💀

🕷 you’re usually facing him, resting your forehead on his chest while his arms are wrapped around you or he’ll lie on his back while you use his arm as a pillow

🕷 i feel like he wouldn’t be a huge fan of that one because his arm starts to get really numb

🕷 he rests his chin on top of your head and when he knows you’re asleep, he pulls you closer

🕷 i personally think megumi’s bed always smells like fresh laundry

🕷 he’s really warm so he’s a great person to cuddle with if you’re cold

inumaki

🕷 ugh my love <3

🕷 he really likes cuddling, it’s honestly probably one of his favourite things to do with you

🕷 mainly because he can show you how much he cares and loves you without needing to speak

🕷 he likes to face you and listen to you talk about your day while your legs and arms are entangled

🕷 this is one of the few times he shows the bottom half of his face

🕷 inumaki can’t fall asleep unless you play with his hair

🕷 when he falls asleep, he hides his face in your chest while tightening his arms around you

🕷 he’s kind of a heavy sleeper and he definitely snores

🕷 not like obnoxiously, but quiet ones that are a little raspy

gojo

🕷 he constantly needs attention from you or else he’ll die

🕷 at least that’s what he said

🕷 gojo is clingy when you two cuddle and whines when you move around too much

🕷 it’s kind of funny/cute

🕷 he enjoys spooning for.. multiple reasons

🕷 but the main reason is that he likes knowing that you’re in his arms and aren’t going anywhere

🕷 it kind of looks like you’re wearing an oversized backpack

🕷 i feel like his hands are cold so many times you’re holding hands while cuddling

🕷 gojo plays with your hair a lot when you two cuddle, it’s therapeutic for the both of you

🕷 depending on how talkative he is, he’ll make conversation until one of you falls asleep

suguru

🕷 he’s not huge on cuddling but he does it because it makes you happy

🕷 eventually he does warm up to it though

🕷 when you two cuddle, he either lets his hair down or will put it up in a bun

🕷 you like it down so you can play with it and when you told him that, he didn’t really put it up anymore

🕷 suguru uses at most two pillows so if you use a lot of pillows, he thinks it’s a little unnecessary

🕷 i don’t know why anyone would voluntarily use only two pillows, i have like 6 or 7 but you do you i guess

🕷 i can imagine suguru being a stomach sleeper or a side sleeper

🕷 depending on what position is most comfortable for you is how you to cuddle

🕷 he also likes to face you when cuddling

🕷 suguru isn’t very affectionate in public but he gives you a few kisses here and there when you’re falling asleep or will push a few strand pieces of hair away from your face

🕷 he just likes seeing you in such a peaceful yet vulnerable state, it makes his chest warm knowing that you trust him despite you knowing about all the things he’s done

nanami

🕷 you have to put in the work for this man to eventually cave

🕷 the one thing that works to your advantage is that he’s pretty adamant on being home by 6 pm

🕷 nanami is a night reader so most of the time you’re cuddled up to his side watching him as he flips to next page

🕷 you sometimes try and read along, even if you’re not entirely sure what’s going on, but he’s a fast reader so you usually only get halfway down the page before he turns to the next one

🕷 when he comes home late at night and sees you’re still awake, more like fighting to but all the same, he just kind of fondly sighs at you

🕷 he tries to look annoyed but what gives it away is the subtle twitch of his lips upwards

🕷 nanami stays up a lot later than you, even though i can see him lowkey policing you to go to bed early

🕷 hypocrite

mahito

🕷 i don’t know if curses sleep, or if they even can

🕷 that doesn’t really stop mahito though

🕷 the first time you tried cuddling him, he just stared at you with a very confused look on his face

🕷 his existence is literally fueled by hatred so of course he didn’t know what cuddling was

🕷 let alone affection before meeting you

🕷 mahito was really fidgety in the beginning, mostly because he didn’t know what the fuck he was supposed to do 💀

🕷 but now it’s all he wants to do

🕷 he has a lot of free time, not having to work or worry about day-to-day stuff because he’s a curse, so he likes to spend it cuddling you

🕷 if you say you’re too busy and are somehow able to escape him, he’ll just stand right behind you and stare you down until it’s impossible to ignore

🕷 definitely lays on top of you and just buries his face in your chest/tiddies

🕷 i feel like this is one of the few times he’s actually quiet, usually spending this time to think or just listen to your heartbeat and breathing

no edit verson

just watched ace in wano & read some novel spoilers and i already understood why so many people showed up at marineford for him. not just because he’s in wb’s crew and is roger’s son. if this life gives me such an warm-hearted soft sweet sunshine i would also protect him at all costs.

and just think about it. then you’ll realize why sabo was so important. because that warm polite sweet sunshine and caring protective brother everyone loves would never exist without sabo. and luffy, but sabo was the reason why ace paid attention to luffy from the very first start. ofc ace is nice by nature. but sabo was the one who brought that nature out. the only one could see the kindness in the 5yo son of the pirate king was sabo and he brought it out for everyone to see what he saw.

ace and luffy are everyone’s sunshine. sabo’s not - he’s strong-minded, making schemes and plot - he’s the chief of staff anyways, even feral and cunning and cruel. but he’s sunshines’ sunshine. he’s both sunshine creator and sunshine protector.

oh and my delulu brain can’t stop imagining possessive sabo smirking at ace’s pursuers “oh ye you like him? know him more than i do? are you sure? i made him. i made the person you like today. what make you think there’s a slightest chance he will choose you over me?”

I AM HOT

Y’ALL LOOK AT MY BOYS <3