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Hi ! I hope you're okay and everything is fine. Could you write a headcanon or a one shot on Akashi x Reader x Nash in a polyromantic relationship smut (and fluff if you can too) please ? 😭😭🙏 I love their dynamic SOOO MUCH but I've never found a fic with reader... Cause, just imagine being in a romantic relationship with Akashi AND Nash ?! So sexyyy !! 💞💞

you're in luck

Akashi x Nash is my favorite crackship

ive never actually taken them seriously tho but ill try to make this lol

i hope you enjoy and feel free to request more!

Akashi x Reader x Nash Headcanons

okay so lets start with fluff

the two are DEFINITELY gonna compete for you

theyre both very competitive, trying to win over your attention and favor

akashi tries to win you over with small gestures, gifts every now and then

nash wins you over by physical affection and from his words

so really you cant resist either of them LMFAO

both of them came from a difficult background, which made the two tolerate each other because in some ways they can relate to each other

one other thing they can relate on is their love for you

nothing matters when they see you smiling

so eventually they work together to keep you happy, soon enough putting their differences aside

akashi likes to stroke your hair while nash snuggles in your neck

OK NOW SMUT

this omfg

okay so Nash is KINKY kinky, Akashi not so much

akashi is kinky but in an experimental way

which is why they get along in sex too

nash suggests something and akashi is intrigued, and you go along to whatver they want because ugh omfg being under the mercy of the two of them?????

hot

they like double penetration a lot

like A LOT

they find a lot of different positions to test on you

Nash usually takes your ass and Akashi your pussy

Akashi is romantic that way and Nash is kinky that way LMFAO

Eiffel tower is one of their favorite positions

lord every time you have sex with these guys you are TIRED tired girlie

omfg now i wanna write a threesome smut with these three ugh

sometimes they compete about who can make you scream the loudest

and by god you were taking everything ugh who wouldnt want to be in your place

Nash loves degrading you and Akashi loves praising you

UGH OMFG I CAN SEE YOUR POINT YEESH

Nash would pull your hair and Akashi would place kisses in your head

at the same time btw

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GREETINGS EVERYONE!!! I've spent the last couple of months working on a full length comic adaption of @goodlucktai's beautiful 'fishbowl' fanfic!!! Below you can read the fruits of my efforts :) Enjoy!

This comic takes place before Dressrosa

CONTINUE >>>

can yall stop making those "my ovaries" "oh god im ovulating" jokes about being horny about someone?? its so uncomfortable and weird and dysphoric to see, and ngl it's fucking sexist. its giving, "woman are more emotional because hormones"

we were supposed to be normalizing the menstrual cycle because its a normal bodily function- but instead we're sexualising it???

as a trans guy who has pretty aggressive sex-repulsed episodes, it's super weird and disconcerting to see people say shit like that when they could just... idk make a horny joke? for the longest time i had been at peace with having periods and stuff and it didn't really cause a lot of dysphoria, but this dumbass trend has amped it up to a thousand, and i feel terrible and weird and dirty for having a menstrual cycle as a dude all over again.

I have all the volumes of KNB Replace Plus (manga) but I'm going to see if there's the extra with Akashi ! Thank you again !

Update :

On Yahoo Japan, a Japanese fan answer that this page was from KUROFES the official fanbook, an EXTRA chapter. So I don’t think I'll find it in Replace Plus (and like I said I have all the volumes and this page isn't there...).

But thank you again !!

Kuroko's Basket fandom !!! PLEAAAASE

Does anyone know where this image is from and if there is an english translation please ???

I want to know so bad why Seijuro is scared !! 😭😭😭

And if there is the whole page translated too pleaseee !!

My poor baby... 🥺❤

I can't find it anywhere even though I did an image search...

I just told someone I identify as queer and they got all pissy at me and said, “no, you’re just gay.”

First off, who does this person think they are trying to tell me what my sexuality is and how i should identify myself? The nerve. (Im aroace, not gay)

Secondly, people who erase the term queer are also erasing All the other LGBTQIA+ labels like asexuals, aromantics, bisexuals, pansexuals, intersex, agender, nonbinary, and trans, etc.

*side note- if someone doesn’t feel comfortable using the word queer, that’s fine (if they don’t like the word, then they don’t have to use it, but to tell someone else not to use it at all even to identify themselves is peek wacko behavior) and if they don’t want to be identified as queer, that’s fine too, but I draw the line when someone disrespects somebody else’s identity. If a person is bothered because someone identifies as queer, that’s their problem, not to mention queerphobic. Also, trying to erase an entire word from existence is ridiculous.

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM.

ughh him at 40 is so MMMFHGGFHUJVKUVIFHKDJDSLK the way we're growing old together :3 WE DO IT EVEN WHEN HIS BUSH HAIRS TURN GRAY or idk maybe i really REALLY like him with stubble BUT?? HES HOT WITH STUBBLE LIKE IM SNIFFING THE SCREEN SO HARD UGHH I CAN SMELL HIS MERA MERA

twst anime news!! (finally, lol)

The Twisted Wonderland anime is confirmed to be an adaptation of the main story!! The animation will be handled by Yumeta Company x Graphinicia and can be streamed on Disney+.

Seasons 1-3 have been greenlit. The first season, Episode of Heartslabyul, airs in October of 2025!! 🌹

Seasons 2 and 3 are dedicated to Savanaclaw and Octavinelle, respectively. No dates have been announced for those yet.

UPDATE: According to this tweet from Yana, it sounds like the anime will be an adaptation of the comics/manga.

If Akashi sees something he likes do y'all ever wonder if his eyes dilate like a cat's

I had the reflection not long ago of why I was uncomfortable at school (regardless of grade level) apart from stress because of the oral to pass and being an introverted person :

Being aroace and have to stay stuck a whole damn day surrounded by allos pp horny asf and who will not understand me, who tell me about their s€x life (at what point do you think it’s fckin normal to talk about it as if it was a banal and interesting subject ?? Wtf ???💀) without taking into account whether it made me uncomfortable or not (I think they didn’t give a shit because it didn’t come to their mind, those dumbass...).

Being surrounded by queer pp but none of them had defended me when I had received acephobia from a straight guy one day and only watched the scene without saying anything. The fact that most of them with whom I hung out invisibilized or even forgot my aromantism by remembering only my asexuality (bitches I'm aroace dammit. I’m both. Not one or the other !) and couldn't remember or didn't know the definition of being aro or ace.

But the worst I would say is that by dint of receiving arophobia and acephobia in about twenty years in the face, as an angry person by nature and who doesn't appreciate disrespectful pp etc, I became allophobe...

But let’s be clear : I don’t hate all allos pp ! Even if I speak in general, be aware that : generality =/= globality !

I know that some of them are decent, respectful and open-minded and these are the pp I appreciate ! Unfortunately, I have never met someone like that before. Maybe one day...

So to return to the subject :

Am I the only aroace person to be uncomfortable at school ??

It's a bit rough sorry and sorty again if my english is bad, it's not my native language but I hope you will understand the essential !