Let Those Same Pinterest Girlblogs Go Im Sorry

School is destroying me. I just can't be happy with it in my life.

the most real photo ever.

Bro, I was at a church event, and they had to separate the young people into 4 groups. Okay, I was in group 1, and they started explaining what I was supposed to do, and guys, when I look a little to my left, I see literally ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GUYS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. He had a bad boy and biker face, and if I could define him specifically, I would say that he literally came out of a dark romance novel, bro he was perfect, light eyes, dark blond hair cut in a good cut that I don't know the name of, a little line on both eyebrows, he was wearing a white shirt, cargo pants and was wearing Jordans, a chain with a gold cross, and a men's gold bracelet. I was enchanted, that sometimes I couldn't even hide my gaze on him, he noticed and looked back at me, but since I'm very scared, I looked away right away. There was a time when I just looked at the window of the place and tried to hold back my smile while thinking about him. Arghhh! I kept imagining him coming to me, asking for my Instagram or my number, and I kept saying some stupid prayers like "Oh God, if it's him, send me a sign, or may he come to me" because until then he was the perfect boy, in terms of appearance. Until the blessed moment came when we got up, and I looked at him right away, to see if he was tall, BROOO he looked like he was 1.63, I'M 1.81. My smile immediately disappeared, and I quickly took him out of my plans, but the funniest part was that, when he was standing, he looked like one of those dwarves, with a giant head and a small body. Anyway, I have a trauma with shorter men, they are ridiculous, not generalizing of course, I just know that he is a hottie, and when I got home I went looking for his ig, but without success, and if I could, even if they caught me I would try something, because this is a man thing, that's it. 🎀

Top canonical events in a girl's life:

1. Listening to Lana del Rey for the first time

2. Locking yourself in your room all the time

3. Trying at some point to fit in with a group but just can't

4. Feeling awkward around boys

5. Daydreaming

6. Not being talkative

7. Obsessing over some actor who could be your grandfather

8. Ruining your sleep schedule to get more alone time

9. Tumblr and girlblogging

10. Feeling like no one really knows you

11. Feeling lost in a group of friends