She's At Pride Fest!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

You did it! And yes of course you get a cookie, as promised!

I made them with my mom! We used Martha Stewart's recipe for "old fashioned sugar cookies". It says "well done" if you can't tell. That stuff is pretty hard to write with! We even ate it for you!

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]

Some life advice for aspiring young punks!

(text source: onlyfoolsandvikings and melonfucker4)

[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.

text sources: evilbritney, sounddesignerjeans, and wombuttress on tumblr.]

*takes off skin*

[image description: Boldir says, "I found out Santa wasn't real because I got a spy kit that christmas, so I fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints I dusted on the milk mug I left out." she smirks and continues, "I'm on that next level shit." / end ID.]

don't worry, she's lying about Santa's realness to test everyone else's sleuthing skills. I pinky promise.

I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.

(text source: bessette on tumblr)

This is what true love looks like.

(text source: oh-stewart and devintherealboy on tumblr)

hey folks, quick announcement...

if y'all couldn't find my blog recently, that's my mistake. I messed up my visibility settings while I was up way too late. I thought I had the "hide me" settings turned on for some reason, so I switched them, thinking I was making my blog easier to find. I was wrong. they were already off. I hid the blog. oops.

I then forgot about it, and soon after, I noticed a massive drop in notes on all of my posts. days passed. THEN I realized what I'd done, and spent like fifteen minutes looking through my account settings trying to fix it, with a headache the whole time... before I realized that I was looking in the wrong place and the visibility settings were right there when you open the general settings and I just added an extra step that led to many more steps. all I needed to do was scroll down.

so I switched it back last night and woke up today with 30 notifications including two new followers. so uhh... welcome, y'all! problem solved, I guess!

…biiiiiitch

(text source: greydelisle on tumblr)

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

[ID: Lanque, wearing a flower crown, excitedly says, "I'm going to get more lashes today". Daraya describes this as "repentant catholics in the 14th century be like". Lanque, still smiling, replies, "delete this off my blog". / end ID.

text sources: sexytasha1 and zzzanzzz on tumblr]

does anybody else remember the horrible histories skit about this?