Hey Question: Did Elwurd Actually Have Some Kind Of Obsession With Guacamole Or Did I Somehow Convince

Hey everyone. I wanted to talk about why I haven't been posting. Besides being busy with my own life, I had to take a break from social media for the most part because hearing about the genocide on Palestine was getting to me. I was following what was happening very closely for a while, but then it got to be too much to handle. I understand that if just hearing about it hurts this much, the pain of the Palestinians is beyond my imagination. I'm saying this now because I don't want to be on this platform without making my stance clear: I am pro-Palestine, and anti-genocide. Israel is not a safe haven for Jewish people like they claim to be, they are killing people of any religious/spiritual beliefs, including (but not limited to) Judaism. It is not a war as it is one-sided; this is genocide, and there is no excuse for it.

I don't tend to post anything serious on here as this is mostly a meme blog, but this is too much for me to ignore. If you look to my most recent post, you can see that it went up in early October, just before the attacks. I felt it would be wrong of me to post anything if I didn't say what is nessasary. So now that I can handle it, here is that. I can't promise any other posts on here in the future, but if I do choose to do so, I have stated my beliefs and you know who you're following.

Thank you to anyone who reads this. It was difficult to get out, but I feel that is needed.

A few organizations to please donate to whenever possible are the International Rescue Committee and Doctors Without Borders. This gofundme has also been brought to my attention: https://gofund.me/bb3fafb6.

[ID: in the caverns, Bronya says "get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!" Lanque replies, "that's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal". / end ID.

text sources: trans-mom and slightmayhem on tumblr]

...was?!

[image descriptions: a news article says "a starbucks customer says an employee smacked her in the face with a wet rag after she complained her drink was made incorrectly". Marsti is shown swinging her wet mop at Ardata's face. in the second panel, Chixie is at the café saying "it hurts to see other people living your dreams!" / end ID]

get her!

[text sources: a business insider article by grace dean, and ginkgocrown on twitter]

y'all be sure to keep drinking your rainbow juice. gotta stay hydrated!

i rainbow drinked you

I just woke up. I haven't even sat up yet. I go on the tumblr dot com to help wake my brain up. And this horny mailman porn is what greets me.

It sounds straight out of homestuck. You could have told me that this was how everyone's favorite mailman, MC, was conceived and I would have believed you. I want to go back to sleep to escape this, but I don't want to see what kinds of weird-ass dreams I'd have. I'm stuck with the knowledge, no matter what. Forever.

Good morning, y'all...

Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

I love their colorful toe beans! and how the bi and pan ones are snuggling! the intersex one looks like a Pokémon!

Some pride cats designed for a patreon pattern. They're napping.

GENIUS!!! THANKS!!!

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

[ID: Satan (Marvus) says "I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-" MC interrupts him, saying "wow you're tall". Marvus, confused, replies "...thanks?" MC continues, "how tall are you?" Marvus thinks and says "I dunno, 6 feet 6 inches, 6 11 with the horns?" MC, blushing, says "omg 'with horns'! you are SO funny!" they then twirl Marvus's hair because they don't have their own hair. / end ID]

text source: skoog on twitter]

Satan didn't see that one coming

lmao what a concept 🤣

that totally sounds like Miette!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

[text source: nacho-joe-yo]