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Slay the Princess x ENA animated!

Is there any particular reason we get two voices after dying to razor instead of the usual one and not tk any of the other princesses?

she killed you extra good

yiipiie yay

And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.

You're here to slay her.

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

I have arrive to share something horrid with you all. The Narrator — the villain that He is — attempted to take our beloved’s life! That’s right! He concocted a terrible scheme, and tried to slay our beloved wife, and He said His plan was “this important” so guess what villain!? I am writing a callout post on tumblr.com! Narrator, you have the heart of a man who has never felt the warm embrace of another. It is the size of this blade you have us wield, and yet smaller still! And guess what? Here’s what my heart looks like!

I made these for myself during winter term to help me study! thought it’d be nice to spread them around for others in need