This Sucks So Bad, I Need To [remembers Suicide Jokes Only Worsen My Mental Health] Slay The Princess.

slaying..who..??? harharhahrr

a what

And in the basement of that cabin is a princess.

You're here to slay her.

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

those silly little flippers won't leave my head. I can see an image of a disgruntled Seb flapping them around like a seal

Racing simulation is broken

Buh

Happily Ever After made me start thinking what would happen if other voices managed to gain control over the cabin, but I only could come up with Cold, because others would make something resembling already existing routes and there's no use in thinking about it. Cold would maybe make Princess into emotionless and literally faceless target so you wouldn't linger too much over your task and wouldn't get attached emotionally to her. But you can be persistent enough and find out that lack of face is just a mask with emotions buried deep down. Because those never really go away.