Welcome Back Ethan Pratt

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?

LOOK. AT. HIM.

Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.

The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.

Every Dog Has His Price

Loyalty isn't about who you serve, it's about who you betray last.

You stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back.

The first time you take a bribe, it feels like a choice.

The second time, it feels like your job.

You didn't sell your soul. You just rented it out, one piece at a time.

The Turntables

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?

Walking The Path

Decided to walk the path with these two mortal enemies (lovers). They work well together and save me from unnecessarily aggressive bison.

let me catch your dreams

let me have your back

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

Ok, this is peak Jaci for me

A team of wild judges couldn't tear them apart

Peggies that gay together stay together

The Cartel's Worst Investment

Boss Staci: "Any updates on the Juarez case?" Cop Jacob: "Hold on a sec, I just gotta… Oh, damn, this is good. Sorry, you were saying?"

Boss Staci: "Keep fucking around, and you'll find out." Cop Jacob: "Find out what?"

Boss Staci: "Window or aisle?" Cop Jacob: "Window or you'll what?"

Boss Staci: "That's on me. I set the bar way too low."