Joseph-Sense (?!)

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

More Cut Content

So there is Pratt’s dialog during a deleted “time-lapse” at the St. Francis Veteran’s Center.

And here is the animation that was supposed to be played (no facial animation tho, sorry) that I found from game files.

Also, here is some Jojo posing from Jocop

Or maybe bro thinks he is Phoenix Wright? (channeling his inner lawyer John Seed?)

Or he is just completely lost at this point

The Turntables

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?

The Cartel's Worst Investment

Boss Staci: "Any updates on the Juarez case?" Cop Jacob: "Hold on a sec, I just gotta… Oh, damn, this is good. Sorry, you were saying?"

Boss Staci: "Keep fucking around, and you'll find out." Cop Jacob: "Find out what?"

Boss Staci: "Window or aisle?" Cop Jacob: "Window or you'll what?"

Boss Staci: "That's on me. I set the bar way too low."

Alumnus - Alumni

Octopus - Octopi

Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)

x - Jaci

So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?

Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?

Makes sense.

Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).

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The Beauty and The Beast

I honestly don't know who gave Stacy the right to be this pretty. I am pratty sure this level of handsomeness should be illegal. Jacob probably agrees with me. Anyway, I hope all of you find someone who looks at you like Jacob looks at Stacy. Or someone who looks at you like Stacy looks at Jacob.

That's Mathematics, Son

Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.

One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).

Anastasia Medarda

All hail the Peach Rose Queen!

My Lord, My Liege

Is it just me, or does Staci look absolutely regal with this particular face texture?