POV: Aph Netherlands

My dearest Albino.. Happy birthday!🫴💕🥔✨

happy birthday prussia. it's out of touch thursday.

(For the ask game) Nedport + "if you are still standing, then we are not done"

They could be fighting with their fists or they could be fighting with tgeir lower halfs 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you 🥰

Omg I've never written them at all, I hope it won't be too bad//

🔶 (Nothing graphic but I went with the smutty route)

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«If you are still standing, then we are not done.» Netherlands whispered in a mocking tone through his pipe, two threads of smoke leaving his nostrils like a dragon preparing to breathe fire.

«If you are still talking, we are not done.» Portugal retorted as he turned to face the man behind him, one of Lars' hands still holding firmly on the other's hip despite João's successful attempt to force the other in a sitting position.

«Doubt you'll have the strength to keep this thing in your mouth once I'm done with you.» he purred as he took the pipe out of Lars' mouth and took a deep breath before blowing the smoke in his face.

Netherlands didn't even blink, the smoke in his eyes nothing but a slight nuisance, nothing but an alluring veil that could barely hide Portugal's eyes, dark and hungry as ever, matching all of Lars' fantasies and needs with barely the need to voice them out.

João sucked avidly on the pipe again, never breaking eye contact, and crushed their lips together right after, a cloud of intoxicating smoke blown right into Lars' mouth and lungs as the Portuguese man thrust his hips into the other's, dragging a guttural sound out of his throat.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Reblog to kill it faster

Hey! 🤗 I have sent an email regarding the 2025-2026 Fanmade HetaCalendar 😗👌

well... honestly the last two options are fine for me... the problem is that I didn't quite understand the last option. do you make a calendar I'm with the two of them, right?

An another San Marino!!!!! Let's meet eachother!!!

Don’t you just hate it when the daughter who’s never met you and vice versa pepper sprays you?

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OK...you're cooking BUT NOT SO SPICY BRO!! MY POOR EYES!!

I’m cooking sumn

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.