Shoutout Warframe For Having A Random Side Vendor Be Canon Trans And Also Have The Best Lines In The

1/13/23- somehow i managed to update my batb fic- changed the title so it's less basic

And i wrote a oneshot!

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

God Bless America, Land of the free*

*extensive terms and conditions apply

This was a game for control. As folks return to TikTok, remember, YOU ARE BEING CENSORED.

my writing fundamentally changed forever ten years ago when i realized you could use sentence structure to control people’s heart rates. is this still forbidden knowledge or does everyone know it now

Not me starting a new fic when i still have a wip

Pls i swear it's interesting

I DON'T REMEMBER THE EXACT TITLES RIGHT NOW BUT THIS IS SO!!!! IT'S SO RIDICULOUSLY WELL DRAWN AND THERE ARE A TON OF FICS THAT DESCRIBE MASC BEA WITH SHORT HAIR!! AND IT HAS BEEN FULFILLED!! THIS FEELS LIKE A SHIP BECOMING CANON!!!!!! AÂÆÃ

Bea 🙏

Just because yk

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise