Solen1a - Soledad Paloma

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Society if cis guys referred to prejaculating as "getting wet"

You've been girled!

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What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

Aren't You Sweet

Watercolor On Black Paper

2023, 22"x 30"

Pink Flax Flowers, Linum

why so celibate

-the jerker

i had a dream that eminem came out as tranfem and the only things she did was grow out her hair and get a hairless rat to sit on her shoulder 24/7. the rat was part of the transition. she still went by eminem

People love being like Here's how you can tell someone is trans [the weirdest cissexist garbage you've heard in your life that's, like, objectively untrue if you've ever seen anyone other than conventionally attractive white people i.e. left your house occasionally]

ppl who see this…dm me if you want to create a study group

mi cariño quiere acompañarme en las tareas :) tengo mucho sueño pero ya a gastado demasiado tiempo en este papel y lo necesito terminarlo ya (actualmente la fecha de vencimiento fue hace 6 días…AHHHHH) . la escritura es difícil para mi por que no tengo ningún sentido de lo que quiero decir, o tal vez mi problema es que no puedo cometer. ya es mi cuarto año en el colegio y todavía no me cae bien escribir papeles. y ya pronto voy a tener que generar un papel grandísimo(tote) para mi thesis de mierda. alguien…sácame de este puta infierno..por dios