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Currently playing Twisted Wonderland 👍

Okay, after reading the one about reader strutting into the monster bar, I need one where they don't get scared. Imagine, this huge dumbass walking into a den of monsters, not giving a flying fuck.

And the catch is, they have the biggest luck and the most killer charisma imaginable so they just get out of every situation somehow (that implies that stuff like this happens a lot) I need unhinged gremlin reader with god on their side, please 😩

[Outstanding, you have the power of God and anime on your side, nobody fucks with you anon.]

God rolled the dice and your stats somehow came out intelligence 0, charisma 10 and luck 20. That makes 30 altogether, you're overpowered as fuck.

You've become a bit of a phenomenon around The Clergy's Eye. A strange sort of creature feature, a minor celebrity of sorts.

Everyone knows about that one random human that walked inside the establishment one day and immediately began hitting on the majority of the workers there. Why did you do it? What possessed you to enter The Clergy in the first place? Why are you determined to fuck every asshole monster you see? How are you even still alive?!

Such are the mysteries of The Clergy's Eye's universe.

Almost every single day, you find time in your schedule to show up at the establishment with a new scheme to get into someone's pants (or lack thereof). Krulu is particularly interested in your existence, for The Clergy's unnatural aura fails to irk you out of approaching the place. The eldritch being cannot tell if you're a particularly powerful human, or quite possibly so unintelligent that his mental illusion work bounces right off your utterly concave skull.

Part of them is almost terrified of it.

The manager also isn't fond of how some employees are starting to get cozy with you. You've acquired a bit of a quasi-protection squad along time- His workers began deeming you too entertaining a human to simply dispose of, and now you've charmed them into keeping you safe within The Clergy's walls. More often than not, you actually fail to realize the levels of danger you're in. Krulu can count dozens of incidents where you were unknowingly at death's doors and escaped unscathed because some attentive fool whisked you away just in time.

It's incredible how you've moved the hearts of some of the monsters working here with your unfiltered buffoonery. Krulu themselves had more trouble convincing a couple to work here than you had getting them to adore you. It makes him livid and bitterly curious.

Gallon will go through the trouble of softening his every drink so you can drink without contracting grave illnesses, purely so you'll hang around his bar longer. Grimbly will neglect deliveries so he can zoom around you and try to drag you into sitting at a booth with him. Santi is determined to give you his phone number and doesn't even mention money when you start making hints. Morell outright refuses to cook you and even allows you to hold his cleaver. Patches and Nebul constantly beckon you to their floors so they can shower you in gifts.

You're like some disruptive therapy animal parading around the place and it has Krulu clawing at his horns. You're a menace to this business and he's sick and tired of you meddling around. You need to be terminated. Perhaps they were wrong all this time. You're not some half-wit with extreme luck, you're a mastermind. You know exactly what you're doing, this is a scheme. What are your goals? What could such a human want with his establishment? Is this revenge for what Krulu has done to your kind?

The elevator to Krulu's darkened lair chimes softly. They sigh in relief.

" Admin, finally. I must have a word with you immediate- "

" So you're the big cheese around here, eh? "

Oh fuck. Oh no. IT'S YOU. Who gave you access to this floor?

You have finally come for him.

I totally get that yandere Miguel is a force to be reckoned with, but like… y’all are SEVERELY underestimating the capabilities of the other Spideys when it comes to fighting him.

ESPECIALLY if he keeps you trapped in the Spider Society building. Miguel would be exactly one “Spider-Person who can’t find the bathroom” away from someone figuring out you’re being held against your will. The second Miguel loses his composure about you, every single Spidey-Sense in the room goes off HARD. Peter B even considers distracting him with Mayday so someone can spring you from your jail.

You can’t convince me that almost every single Spider-Person wouldn’t have your back if they found out what Miguel was doing. He is abusing the HELL out his power and that is not at all responsible. If you get my drift.

Watch this become one of my most-attention-given posts when i’m not even a reader insert blog 🫠

underfell sans having middle school humor feels right

[ twst + ocs , AU ( really twisted ) ]

NRC Students

It’s from that meme on twitter but 2024 version for me

Why does nobody's 'Ghibli-inspired' TTRPG ever look like this?

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal