When A Customer Says Something So Absurd You Have To Put Aside Your Normal Avoidance Of Coffee Shop AUs

When a customer says something so absurd you have to put aside your normal avoidance of coffee shop AUs and draw a comic about it.

tomas route would be so much better if the heroine pretended to not gaf

the heroine of amnesia memories on the phone with an unbothered expression, talking to her friend sawa:
"oh sawa? a girls sleepover? on my way!"
behind her is toma, one of the yandere love interests, tied up and sweating. the heroine is going to leave him there like that for the night. and you know what? he deserves it.

talking to my friend rn just PICTURE IT... her still enlisting ikki's help, and them pretending to date to make toma jealous... ikki being like toma should be more honest with himself! he's practically shaking with jealousy! and the heroine not quite believing it or at least, wanting to hear it from toma's mouth...

the fanclub could even be in on it since the heroine quickly forgives rika and starts to become friends with her (LXC). they wouldn't believe her at first, but game recognizes game. rika of all people is freaked out by diamond world mc's indifference. that says it all

TOMA: This fanclub thing is getting intense, haha... How 'bout you stay at my place for a bit? Just for a bit? MC: ummm... I dunno... I think I'll ask Ikki. Maybe I should stay with him instead? TOMA: NO! I mean, uh, haven't you just started dating? He's a total player! I have to take care of you know! Come on, just stay over until this blows over! Like when we were kids! MC: ^_^ (mentally pumping her fist in the air) Oh... well... If you say so, Toma! Let's go! Right now!! LATER: Orion's like you got a text! It's from Ikki! responding to the debrief you texted him when Toma was out of sight, and it's just in capital letters "ALL THAT AND HE STILL HASN'T CONFESSED?"

also.

i'll never forgive them for not following up on this offer in LXC because i was having such an "i'm over it" reaction every time toma went all woe is me mode, so sorry for putting you in a dog cage and not letting you leave the house aka leave me, and the mc was like it's not a big deal! GIRL IT IS A BIG DEAL LET HIM GROVEL FOR YOUR AFFECTION IF NOT GENERAL AMUSEMENT

it's fine that the MC is a freak. especially for toma like it truly makes it better. but MAKE HER MATCH HIS FREAK... i'm not even trashing the yandere stereotype right now. if you have a man that is willing to do ANYTHING. ANYTHINGGGG to keep the heroine in his sight, to not break up with her... well. let's just say he should be on his knees at least once. the heroine would be right to make him kneel okay... the yandere trope goes both ways...