What's That Poem About The Cockroach And The Moth Where The Cockroach Is Like "I Wish I've Ever Wanted

[Traditional Quaker teaching by Harold Loukes]

Flying Fish, 1910 - oil on canvas. ― Herbert James Draper (English, 1863-1920)

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

Have you any long, angsty, fluffy human AUs? E rated content isn't ideal, but it can be there.

Or any long regency or Victorian era fics, preferably human?

Thank you!

Regency:

Only Ever Yours [E] by Caedmon

Aziraphale Fell, Ninth Duke of Tadfield, is quite happy with his life. He has his books, his friends, and no need for more. His sister, Michael, disagrees. She feels most strongly that Aziraphale should have a wife, and has determined to see him married with an heir on the way by the end of the Season. So she installs her husband's valet, Crowley, to spy on him and help her find him a wife.

Nobody is expecting the Duke and the valet to fall in love...

The Lord of Tadfield Manor [E], WIP by Cousin Serena

Brooding Lord Anthony Crowley must find a wealthy wife or risk financial ruin. But then, the rakish Baron finds love and passion where he least expects it, and it is not with his intended bride-to-be. Now that he has found his heart, will he have the courage to follow it?

An Inducement to Marry [T] by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield)

Aziraphale Fell did not dream of much beyond his contented life as the owner of a small bookshop in Tadfield. In contrast, all his neighbours seemed to be under the impression that the famously rakish Mr Anthony Crowley, who had for the past couple of years been a repeated visitor of his shop, quite fancied him. Preposterous, of course. People like Crowley did not enter into relations with people like Aziraphale.

But when news breaks out that Crowley is being pressured into marriage by his mother, Crowley comes to him with a peculiar request, leaving Aziraphale to reconsider all the notions he'd previously believed regarding the nature of Crowley's feelings, as well as those of his own.

Victorian:

Reprise [M] by Cardinal_Daughter

Ezra Fell ventures to a molly-house in search of companionship. What he finds there will change his life forever.

Human AU in the Victorian Era.

Devotion [T] by AnnaTheHank

Gabriel married Aziraphale, not that anyone in their circle was excited about it. They moved away to a new town to escape the 'shame', yet the rumors of their sorted past followed them. Things get interesting when painter Crowley comes into the scene, eager to steal Aziraphale away. But Aziraphale's strong devotion to Gabriel is a problem, one that Crowley can't seem to overcome as the truth of Aziraphale's past starts to reveal itself.

The Best of Both Worlds [M] by AppleSeeds

It’s 1895, and Aziraphale runs an old-fashioned apothecary shop with his brother Gabriel. Crowley is a pharmacist secretly planning to take over their business. But after he meets Aziraphale, the most adorable and trusting person ever to walk the Earth, what starts as an semi-innocent flirtation rapidly turns Crowley into a pining mess. This calls for a change of plans...

Basically lots of flirting, Crowley's ridiculous internal monologue and a close encounter in a very small shed, followed by rather a lot of angst and misunderstanding (but I promise it’ll all be lovely and fluffy in the end).

There is a Historical AUmens fic collection with lots of both of those eras included.

Also tag searches respectively for Regency and Victorian!

~Mod N

this is actually one of the most stunning things i’ve ever seen i’m in awe

David Tennant reads the bookshop scene from Good Omens during Playing in the Dark: Neil Gaiman and the BBC Symphony Orchestra.

Posting here to memorialise this even after the BBC takes it down from their website. Originally performed 12th Nov 2019 at the Barbican, London. 

…his Aziraphale voice is so delicate oh my word, I’m ready to offer my life savings and possibly a kidney in exchange for a full-length audiobook

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