For Someone Who Thinks About Their Disorder Constantly I Sure Do Suck At This

only real mouthwashers remember this

living in a country that has shit for low cal/diet options is the devil. I cannot wait to move and finally have some sugar free jello and apple juice

The Founders Game

one of the VHS tapes gave us this website https://www.thefoundergame.com/ The password is BEGINNING it opens when 10,000 people enter

GENLOSERS UNITE

i need everyone to understand the poetry of curly turning a blind eye to anya’s suffering only to be robbed of his autonomy and voice as she was and then forced to observe jimmy’s crimes and the abuse of his own body

this is one of my favourite vines of all time and since vine went down, i want to upload it for the sake of everyone being able to experience it.

“Fat doesn’t equal ugly”

B!tch be for real

IDEA I CAME UP WITH IN THE SHOWER

Mabel: But Grunkle Stan 🥺—

Stan: Nuh-uh, No can do kid, I can’t go straight! Think of my reputation! In fact Crimes is my middle name!

Ford: But isn’t both of our middle names Filbrick?

Stan: Nah, I went and legally changed it to Crimes.

Ford: Wait….Stanley, was this before or after you started living as me legally?

Stan: *just realized* *nervous laughter* Oh uh about that—

Ford: STANLEY

Ford: SO WHAT AM I NOW FORD “CRIMES” PINES

Stan: Welll when you put it like that

Ford: STANLEY